Bran Flakes

[wbreitman]

> Tony and Yvonne were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years.> Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they
> carefully watched their pennies.
>
>
> Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to
> Yvonne's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade.
>
> One day, their good health didn't help when they went on yet another
> holiday vacation and their plane crashed, sending them off to Heaven.
>
>
>
> They reached the pearly gates, and St. Peter escorted them inside. He
> took them to a beautiful mansion, furnished in gold and fine silks, with a
> fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master bath. A maid could be
> seen hanging their favorite clothes in the closet. They gasped in
> astonishment when he said, 'Welcome to Heaven. This will be your home now.'
>
>
> Tony asked Peter how much all this was going to cost. 'Why, nothing,'
> Peter replied, 'remember, this is your reward in Heaven.'
>
> Tony looked out the window and right there he saw a championship golf
> course, finer and more beautiful than any ever built on Earth..
>
> 'What are the greens fees?,' grumbled Tony..
> 'This is heaven,' St. Peter replied. 'You can play for free, every day.'
>
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> Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch.
> 'Don't even ask,' said St. Peter to Tony. This is Heaven, it is all free
> for you to enjoy.'
>
> Tony looked around and nervously asked Yvonne 'Well, where are the low
> fat and low cholesterol foods and the decaffeinated tea?'
>
> 'That's the best part,' St. Peter replied. 'You can eat and drink as much
> as you like and you will never get fat or sick. This is Heaven!'
>
> 'No gym to work out at?' said Tony
> 'Not unless you want to,' was the answer.
> 'No testing my sugar or blood pressure or...'
> 'Never again'
>
> Tony glared at Yvonne and said, 'You and your Bran Flakes. We could have
> been here ten years ago!'
>
> Have A Happy Life And Give someone A Smile.