Sara S
11-03-2011, 08:02 AM
from borowitzreport.com:
November 3, 2011
Poll: Majority of Likely Voters Say They Were Sexually Harassed by Cain
Accusers March on Washington
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – There was a new complication in the race for the White House today as a just-released poll revealed that a majority of likely voters say they were sexually harassed by candidate Herman Cain.
According to the poll conducted by the University of Minnesota’s Opinion Research Institute, 51% of voters “strongly agreed” with the statement “I have been sexually harassed by Herman Cain” while an additional 24% agreed that “Herman Cain is sexually harassing me right now.”
News of the poll hit just as Herman Cain accusers gathered for a march on Washington in numbers estimated at 999,999.
Asked about the size of the Washington gathering, Mr. Cain said he did not remember harassing so many women, but added, “I’ve never been very good with numbers.”
Even as the controversy swirled about Mr. Cain, he received a stirring vote of confidence from a prominent world leader.
“A man’s sex life should not affect his right to hold power,” said Italy’s Silvio Berlusconi.
November 3, 2011
Poll: Majority of Likely Voters Say They Were Sexually Harassed by Cain
Accusers March on Washington
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – There was a new complication in the race for the White House today as a just-released poll revealed that a majority of likely voters say they were sexually harassed by candidate Herman Cain.
According to the poll conducted by the University of Minnesota’s Opinion Research Institute, 51% of voters “strongly agreed” with the statement “I have been sexually harassed by Herman Cain” while an additional 24% agreed that “Herman Cain is sexually harassing me right now.”
News of the poll hit just as Herman Cain accusers gathered for a march on Washington in numbers estimated at 999,999.
Asked about the size of the Washington gathering, Mr. Cain said he did not remember harassing so many women, but added, “I’ve never been very good with numbers.”
Even as the controversy swirled about Mr. Cain, he received a stirring vote of confidence from a prominent world leader.
“A man’s sex life should not affect his right to hold power,” said Italy’s Silvio Berlusconi.