Sara S
10-28-2011, 12:46 PM
A VISIT TO THE PHARMACY
A determined woman went into a pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide."
Stunned by the unusual request, the pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The woman replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes grew large as he exclaimed, "Good heavens! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, it's against the law! All sorts of horrible things would happen. I'd lose my license! They'd throw both of us in jail! Absolutely not! You CAN NOT have any cyanide!"
With that, the woman calmly opened her purse, reached in and took out a photograph of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "Why didn't you tell me you had a prescription?"
A determined woman went into a pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide."
Stunned by the unusual request, the pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The woman replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes grew large as he exclaimed, "Good heavens! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, it's against the law! All sorts of horrible things would happen. I'd lose my license! They'd throw both of us in jail! Absolutely not! You CAN NOT have any cyanide!"
With that, the woman calmly opened her purse, reached in and took out a photograph of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "Why didn't you tell me you had a prescription?"