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sd gross
10-02-2011, 11:40 PM
Cooking Up a Bad Halloween
Part I
:bettyboopcook:
Halloween - shorter, darker days, pumpkin snot piano leg gauze rustoleum black mascara,
skinny cats with nine inch fangs, leaky winos with gangrenous legs, unemployment lines that go round the world, sick puppies, dad can't hear anymore, the hunchback has developed a limp,
the postman spits on your stoop, your window jams, your kid's jam slimes the Buick's door handle,
fat roaches wink from under rusted Pintos, nuns fart in elevators, diaper piss sits next to you on the bus,
wheezing crones ogle you, banshees eviscerate your pet carp,
bad luck comes whispering 'round the molding, a hag with rotten teeth breathes Jesus into your spirit,
Mickey Mouse gets head ripped of by Sylvester who gags on it ,
polydactyl turks play one string out-of-tune ouds, the sun rises in the west and turns cobalt,
Leghorns tango round the barnyard, all-night girls pole dance through the cars of the I.R.T.,
frothy Ballantine encrusts the Hudson, ravenous babies eat their nannies ,
Cost-Co cries from loneliness, Wind blown butterflies surf the cold blue firmament,
Nile flukes paddle swan boats through the halls of your urethra,
Vultures drop mouse guts from their posts on creosote soaked poles,
Quail hustle off in a tight phalange to call mad clowns in from the willows to listen.
Gnomes with honed canines wait by the bunny trail, the roaches devouring your kitchen leave brown stains on the wall. You take your apple downtown to get cored, see a fish market submerged in chinatown,
needy squids probe your bun with vaseline tentacles, you look into the eye of an old man whose yorkie is about to be hit by a bus, the choking rot of decaying lichen on mausoleum walls,
Nuns in fishnets sucking sour eggs, swollen-bellied jockeys on tired horses,,,,,,,,
Brittle broom wheat stalks crackling in the graveyard.
Smells like a Bad Halloween