Sara S
03-07-2011, 06:46 AM
A plane with 4 passengers is about to crash, but has only three
parachutes. The first passenger says "I'm Kobe Bryant, the best NBA
basketball player. The Lakers need me. I can't afford to die." So he
takes the first parachute and leaves the plane.
The second passenger, Sarah Palin, says "I was the running mate of the
former Republican Party candidate for President of the United States.
I am the most ambitious woman in the world. I am also a former Alaska
Governor, a potential future President and above all, the smartest woman
in America." She grabs the second parachute and leaves the plane.
The third passenger, The Rev. Billy Graham, says to the fourth
passenger, a 10 year old school boy, "I am old and I don't have many
years left. As a Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you have the
last parachute."
The boy says, "It's okay. There's still a parachute for you.
America's smartest woman just jumped out with my backpack."
parachutes. The first passenger says "I'm Kobe Bryant, the best NBA
basketball player. The Lakers need me. I can't afford to die." So he
takes the first parachute and leaves the plane.
The second passenger, Sarah Palin, says "I was the running mate of the
former Republican Party candidate for President of the United States.
I am the most ambitious woman in the world. I am also a former Alaska
Governor, a potential future President and above all, the smartest woman
in America." She grabs the second parachute and leaves the plane.
The third passenger, The Rev. Billy Graham, says to the fourth
passenger, a 10 year old school boy, "I am old and I don't have many
years left. As a Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you have the
last parachute."
The boy says, "It's okay. There's still a parachute for you.
America's smartest woman just jumped out with my backpack."