wbreitman
08-31-2010, 12:26 PM
Painting the porch.
A blond teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the
summer, decided to hire herself out as a
"handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby
well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the
first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for
her to do.
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much
will you charge me?"
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything
she would need was in the garage. The man's wife,
hearing the conversation said to her husband, "Does she
realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?"
He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"
The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm
starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've
been getting by email lately."
Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" the startled husband asked.
"Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two
coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to
her along with a $10.00 tip.
"And by the way, "the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."
A blond teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the
summer, decided to hire herself out as a
"handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby
well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the
first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for
her to do.
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much
will you charge me?"
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything
she would need was in the garage. The man's wife,
hearing the conversation said to her husband, "Does she
realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?"
He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"
The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm
starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've
been getting by email lately."
Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" the startled husband asked.
"Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two
coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to
her along with a $10.00 tip.
"And by the way, "the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."