wbreitman
08-20-2010, 12:21 PM
Who says seniors don't have a sense of humor?
FOXY LADY:
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty,
80's, slim, 5'4" (used to be 5'6"),
Searching for sharp-looking,
Sharp-dressing companion.
Matching white shoes and belt a plus.
LONG-TERM COMMITMENT:
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband,
And am looking for someone to
Round out a six-unit plot.
Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath
Not a problem.
SERENITY NOW
I am into solitude, long walks,
Sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation.
If you are the silent type, let's get together,
Take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times..
BEATLES OR STONES?
I still like to rock,
Still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights
And still like to play the guitar.
If you were a groovy chick,
Or are now a groovy hen,
let's get together
And listen to my eight-track tapes.
WINNING SMILE:
Active grandmother with original teeth
Seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks,
Corn on the cob and caramel candy
MEMORIES:
I can usually remember
Monday through Thursday.
If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday,
let's put our two heads together.
MINT CONDITION:
Male, 1932, high mileage,
Good condition, some hair,
Many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves.
Isn't in running condition, but walks well
FOXY LADY:
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty,
80's, slim, 5'4" (used to be 5'6"),
Searching for sharp-looking,
Sharp-dressing companion.
Matching white shoes and belt a plus.
LONG-TERM COMMITMENT:
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband,
And am looking for someone to
Round out a six-unit plot.
Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath
Not a problem.
SERENITY NOW
I am into solitude, long walks,
Sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation.
If you are the silent type, let's get together,
Take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times..
BEATLES OR STONES?
I still like to rock,
Still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights
And still like to play the guitar.
If you were a groovy chick,
Or are now a groovy hen,
let's get together
And listen to my eight-track tapes.
WINNING SMILE:
Active grandmother with original teeth
Seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks,
Corn on the cob and caramel candy
MEMORIES:
I can usually remember
Monday through Thursday.
If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday,
let's put our two heads together.
MINT CONDITION:
Male, 1932, high mileage,
Good condition, some hair,
Many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves.
Isn't in running condition, but walks well