wbreitman
07-21-2010, 04:14 PM
Morris went to his rabbi for some needed advice. "Rabbi, tell me is it proper for one man to profit from another man's mistakes?"
"No Morris, a man should not profit from another man's mistakes" answered the rabbi.
"Are you sure, Rabbi?"
"Of course, I'm sure, in fact I'm positive" exclaimed the Rabbi.
"OK, Rabbi, if you are so sure, how about returning the two hundred dollars I gave you for marrying me to my wife?"
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The Italian says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have wine."
The Frenchman says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have cognac."
The Russian says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have vodka."
The German says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have beer."
The Jew says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have diabetes.
"No Morris, a man should not profit from another man's mistakes" answered the rabbi.
"Are you sure, Rabbi?"
"Of course, I'm sure, in fact I'm positive" exclaimed the Rabbi.
"OK, Rabbi, if you are so sure, how about returning the two hundred dollars I gave you for marrying me to my wife?"
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The Italian says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have wine."
The Frenchman says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have cognac."
The Russian says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have vodka."
The German says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have beer."
The Jew says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have diabetes.