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Sara S
07-19-2010, 06:21 PM
from borowitzreport.com:

July 19, 2010

Palin Says Refudiate Appears in Fictionary

Calls Critics Incohecent

WASILLA (The Borowitz Report) – Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin today defended her use of the word “refudiate,” telling her critics, “Look it up in the fictionary.”

While claiming that “refudiate” is a real word, she reserved her right to make up new words in the future.

“Everyone makes up words – Shakespeare, George W. Bush, Levi Johnston,” she said. “The only person I know who doesn’t do it is my husband Todd, who doesn’t speak.”

Gov. Palin also lashed out at those who criticized her use the word “refudiate,” calling them “incohecent.”

In a related story, Gov. Palin would defeat President Barack Obama if she ran in 2012, according to a poll published in Mayan Prophecy Weekly.

"Mad" Miles
07-19-2010, 06:54 PM
Yo Sara S.,

I read about "refudiate" on Slate.com this afternoon. Hylaireeeus!

Thanks for this. I'm usually not a fan of the Borrowitz stuff you forward. You read the first line and the entire joke is telegraphed. This one worked for me.

I refudiate the refudation of the refudiators! Especially that refudiator Palin!

God Damn Mayan-Aztec Socialist Illuminati Masonic Reptilian Overlords! Refudiate them before they refudiate us!!

What a lovely evening,

decterlove
07-19-2010, 08:31 PM
You just have to look in the Poritical Fictionary. It's right there next to the word "Impocile"....