British classifieds

[wbreitman]

These are classified ads, placed in a U.K. newspaper:


FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old.
Hateful little bastard. Bites!
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FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.
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FREE PUPPIES.
Mother, a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog... able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
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COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
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JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer �100.
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WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.
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*** And the WINNER is... ***


FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition.....�200 or best offer.
No longer needed; got married last month.
Husband knows f#%#%#g everything