sd gross
05-08-2010, 07:06 PM
Some years ago there was a restaurant in Guernewood Park which you might have managed to avoid....
:puppy::spaghetti :
TAQUI TRATTORIA
On plates covered with mounds of zitti
Marc composes lame grafitti
about how mighty and how meaty
all his lovely dishes are
But his latex checks of rubber
bounce back like his gut of blubber
and his poor dad and his mudder
still think that their son's a star
Into the dining room he barges
like a tank of army sarges
"Be sure the flies all are larges
that go into each jar of cheese"
That green stuff in the Crab Cioppino
Comes all the way from Portofino
(It's really canned and made in Reno)
They say it keeps away the fleas
He thinks his fat boy style is charming
But rather than a smile disarming
He's both offensive and alarming
and makes us want to run and hide
His oily haze will never burn off
his personality's a turnoff
His soup is garnished with a wet cough
All his bowls are filled with pride
:Violinist:
:puppy::spaghetti :
TAQUI TRATTORIA
On plates covered with mounds of zitti
Marc composes lame grafitti
about how mighty and how meaty
all his lovely dishes are
But his latex checks of rubber
bounce back like his gut of blubber
and his poor dad and his mudder
still think that their son's a star
Into the dining room he barges
like a tank of army sarges
"Be sure the flies all are larges
that go into each jar of cheese"
That green stuff in the Crab Cioppino
Comes all the way from Portofino
(It's really canned and made in Reno)
They say it keeps away the fleas
He thinks his fat boy style is charming
But rather than a smile disarming
He's both offensive and alarming
and makes us want to run and hide
His oily haze will never burn off
his personality's a turnoff
His soup is garnished with a wet cough
All his bowls are filled with pride
:Violinist: