sd gross
02-28-2010, 02:28 PM
I wrote this right after the O.J. trial and rediscovered it this morning. Aren't you lucky?!
stephen
:Pocketwlk:
"IF THE GLOVE DON'T FIT...."
Blue rubber gloves at the White House
they keep out diseases contagious?
Mickey's are yellow - a cool mouse
America - Land of Outrageous
Black bloody gloves in the courthouse
Did they shrink after you got 'em?
Black guys, they say have such big hands!
brown on top - pink on the bottom
Bloomingdale's has Nicole's Hancock
bought them as gifts with some plastic
Ron's was much smaller than O.J.'s
'round the opening
the skin's more elastic
Blue Meanies got them a Hit Glove
a grinning flying destroyer
stiffed all the Pepperland dreamers
You'd think that they hired a lawyer
Fuhrman dropped one in the alleyway
couldn't resist the temptation
He looked 'round and said, "Oy Vay"
Strike a blow for the Aryan Nation
:uh huh:
stephen
:Pocketwlk:
"IF THE GLOVE DON'T FIT...."
Blue rubber gloves at the White House
they keep out diseases contagious?
Mickey's are yellow - a cool mouse
America - Land of Outrageous
Black bloody gloves in the courthouse
Did they shrink after you got 'em?
Black guys, they say have such big hands!
brown on top - pink on the bottom
Bloomingdale's has Nicole's Hancock
bought them as gifts with some plastic
Ron's was much smaller than O.J.'s
'round the opening
the skin's more elastic
Blue Meanies got them a Hit Glove
a grinning flying destroyer
stiffed all the Pepperland dreamers
You'd think that they hired a lawyer
Fuhrman dropped one in the alleyway
couldn't resist the temptation
He looked 'round and said, "Oy Vay"
Strike a blow for the Aryan Nation
:uh huh: