wbreitman
02-26-2010, 05:36 PM
A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot.
The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be ok, you'll walk again and everything, but your penis was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it."
The man groans, but the doctor goes on.
"However, you've got $9000 in insurance compensation coming, and we now have the technology to build a new penis. They work great but they don't come cheap. It's roughly $1000 an inch."
The man perks up.
"So," the doctor says, "To put it bluntly, you must decide how many inches you want. This is something you should discuss with your wife. If you had a five inch unit before and now want to implement a nine inch replacement, she might be a bit put out. On the other hand, if you had a nine inch member before and you decide to only invest in five inches now, she might be disappointed. It's important that she plays a role in helping you make a decision."
The man agrees to talk it over with his wife.
The doctor comes back the next day, "So, have you spoken with your wife?"
"Yes I have," said the patient.
"And has she helped you make a decision?"
"Yes, she has," the man replied.
"What is your decision?" asks the doctor.
"We're getting granite countertops."