What they say verses What they Mean

[auroramagiceyes]

What they say Verses What they mean<!--><xml> <w:WordDocument> <w:View>Normal</w:View> <w:Zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:PunctuationKerning/> <w:ValidateAgainstSchemas/> <w:SaveIfXMLInvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:IgnoreMixedContent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:Compatibility> <w:BreakWrappedTables/> <w:SnapToGridInCell/> <w:WrapTextWithPunct/> <w:UseAsianBreakRules/> <w:DontGrowAutofit/> </w:Compatibility> <w:BrowserLevel>MicrosoftInternetExplorer4</w:BrowserLevel> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:LatentStyles DefLockedState="false" LatentStyleCount="156"> </w:LatentStyles> </xml><![endif]--><style> <!-- /* Style Definitions */ p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal {mso-style-parent:""; margin:0in; margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";} @page Section1 {size:8.5in 11.0in; margin:1.0in 1.25in 1.0in 1.25in; mso-header-margin:.5in; mso-footer-margin:.5in; mso-paper-source:0;} div.Section1 {page:Section1;} --> </style><!--[if gte mso 10]> <style> /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0in; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language:#0400; mso-fareast-language:#0400; mso-bidi-language:#0400;} </style> <![endif]--> <o:p> </o:p>in personal ads:

Spiritual: [I]Will say anything to have sex with you

Seeing what is out there: Cheating on a girlfriend or spouse (or both)

Slightly older: Buys Viagra in bulk

Looking for a friend: Wants sex on the first date

Lets get to know each other: Wants fuck buddy

Bored with: Tired of jerking off

Artist: Jobless, crashing on friends couch

Open minded: Wants anal sex

Handsome: Bald

Soulful: Longwinded and dull

Long term relationship: Desperate and lonely

No Games: Anticipate Drama

Fun Loving: Get used to lots of farting and burping

I like to spoil you with…..: Stalker

Tantric gentleman: Middle aged and frequently naked

Normal guy here: Lacks any sexual ability whatsoever

Looking for more: Hookers stopped returning his calls

Adventurous: Owns insane amounts of porn

New to the area: Drifter wanting free sex

Available: Horny and desperate

Creative: Will let you buy dinner

Nice looking: Serial Killer

Looking for a connection: I need your vagina for three minutes

Athletic: Jerks off at his own reflection frequently

Fit: Scrawny

Dedicated: Has no life wants to invade yours

Entrepreneur: Unemployed

Ready for a fresh start: Hiding from law enforcement

Honest: Lacks any discretion

Fun: Has numerous fetishes

Respectful: Pussy Whipped

Down to earth: Will bore you to tears

Successful: Overly self important

Intelligent: Pompous

Sensual and caring: Will fixate on rubbing your breasts endlessly

Average guy: Short and balding
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[LenInSebastopol]

You have described me to a TEE!
Were you peeking?

[auroramagiceyes]

You have described me to a TEE!
Were you peeking?


e-ray vision my friend, x-ray vision..... I'm sure you're a lot cuter then you claim...........

[auroramagiceyes]

Another example of this would be:

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[mulhouse3]

The first rule of (good) humor is realism. The what they say part is maybe realistic, your what mean part is the opposite pole, unrealistic and dumb. And it is the same formula for each one. To "give" good humor, make up something in the same direction, with a twist. That will make us laugh, I think. For instance: Fun-laughs too easy, Honest- talks self into a corner and cries, Looking for fresh start- says to self, laughing, Nice looking- handsome man who cries at your jokes, Athletic- does pushups as sex and makes faces and laughs, ruining the sex.(I've done that) There is this tie-in with the laughing and crying(men don't do either much) which might be realistic, but it is more about the theme (of reacting, not acting). So thanks, and-
In the other piece about the cookie you should watch your yours, it should say you're.
Regards, Tomg


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Spiritual: [I]Will say anything to have sex with you

Seeing what is out there: Cheating on a girlfriend or spouse (or both)

Slightly older: Buys Viagra in bulk

Looking for a friend: Wants sex on the first date

Lets get to know each other: Wants fuck buddy

Bored with: Tired of jerking off

Artist: Jobless, crashing on friends couch

Open minded: Wants anal sex

Handsome: Bald

Soulful: Longwinded and dull

Long term relationship: Desperate and lonely

No Games: Anticipate Drama

Fun Loving: Get used to lots of farting and burping

I like to spoil you with…..: Stalker

Tantric gentleman: Middle aged and frequently naked

Normal guy here: Lacks any sexual ability whatsoever

Looking for more: Hookers stopped returning his calls

Adventurous: Owns insane amounts of porn

New to the area: Drifter wanting free sex

Available: Horny and desperate

Creative: Will let you buy dinner

Nice looking: Serial Killer

Looking for a connection: I need your vagina for three minutes

Athletic: Jerks off at his own reflection frequently

Fit: Scrawny

Dedicated: Has no life wants to invade yours

Entrepreneur: Unemployed

Ready for a fresh start: Hiding from law enforcement

Honest: Lacks any discretion

Fun: Has numerous fetishes

Respectful: Pussy Whipped

Down to earth: Will bore you to tears

Successful: Overly self important

Intelligent: Pompous

Sensual and caring: Will fixate on rubbing your breasts endlessly

Average guy: Short and balding
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