auroramagiceyes
01-12-2010, 03:29 PM
What do you get when you mix PMS with GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find you!
A crazy bitch that WILL find you!
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auroramagiceyes
01-24-2010, 08:49 PM
So my friend went to see Tainted Love last night and sent me the following texts:
Friend: Midori Sour and a Long Island
Me: Starting the party early I take it
Friend: So drunk!
Me: So how's the show?
Friend: Like High School Reunion Hell, but not my high school, thank god!
Friend: Midori Sour and a Long Island
Me: Starting the party early I take it
Friend: So drunk!
Me: So how's the show?
Friend: Like High School Reunion Hell, but not my high school, thank god!
auroramagiceyes
02-10-2010, 07:45 PM
No woman will ever be truly satisfied on Valentines Day. Because no man has a chocolate penis wrapped in money that ejaculates diamonds!