Miami Beach!

[sd gross]

:lalalala::snowman::lalalala:
MIAMI BEACH

Iguanas falling out of trees
can't get honey from my bees
ice bergs out in Biscayne Bay
The Marlins have all gone away
frostbit oranges turning blue
fingers too cold to tie my shoe
Bougainvilla turning brown
half the Jews have just left town
while you're singing "Deck the Halls"
it's cold enough to shrink my balls
Ice skaters cruising Bay Front Park
matches wet - can't get a spark
torpid shrews, icy shoats
barracudas wearing coats
used to love that Art Deco
now its 'neath three feet of snow
Jai Lai players in a sweat
it's too damn cold to place a bet
Winter sports within your reach
Come down and ski Miami Beach