The yellow what?

[Sara S]

So, there's this yellow toad
wandering around in the forest kinda pissed off because he doesn't want
to be yellow. Life would be easier if he were brown like the
other toads.. He'd sure be less visible to predators for
one thing. Anyway... this yellow toad bumps into a fairy godmother. He
begs her: "Fairy godmother, please make me brown like the other toads.
I am tired of being so visible to predators." The fairy godmother whips
out her magic wand and says "Abracapokus! You're brown!" The toad
looks down and sees that he is brown except for his package, which is
still yellow. He says to the fairy godmother: "Wait a minute!
My pecker's still yellow!" To this the fairy godmother replies: "I
don't do Johnsons. You will have to go see The Wizard of Oz for
that." The toad thanks her and hops off on his way. There is also a
purple bear wandering about the very same woods. As luck would have it,
he encounters the very same fairy godmother. He implores her: "Fairy
godmother, please make me brown like the other bears. None of the lady
bears want to be seen with me on account of the hunters can spot me
from a mile off." She, being a nice fairy godmother, takes out her
magic wand and says: "Pokuscadabra! You're brown!" The bear looks
down and sees that he is, in fact, brown with the exception of the ole
twig and berries,they remain purple. He says: "My wang
is still purple!" She says: "I don't do units, you will have to go
see The Wizard of Oz for that." To this the bear replies: "Well that's
just dandy, but how the hell do I find The Wizard of Oz?" The fairy
godmother answers: "That's easy..... just follow the yellow dick
Toad!"