the first blonde guy joke!

[Sara S]

An
Irishman, a Mexican
and a Blonde
Guy were doing
construction work on scaffolding
on the 20th floor of a building.


They were eating lunch and
the Irishman said, "Corned beef
and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going
to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and
exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos
one more time I'm going to jump
off, too."

The blonde guy opened his lunch box and
said "Bologna again! If I get a bologna
sandwich one more time, I'm
jumping too."

The next day, the
Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage,
and jumped to his
death.

The Mexican opened his
lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.


The blonde guy
opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death
as well.


At the funeral, the
Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd
known how really tired he was of
corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him
again!"

The Mexican's wife
also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or
enchiladas! I didn't
realize he hated burritos so much."



Everyone turned
and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife
said,

"Don't look at me..
The idiot makes his own lunch."