How to get to heaven

[Sara S]

How to get to Heaven in Ireland



I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they
Understood the concept of getting to heaven.

I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale and
Gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'

'NO!' the children answered.

'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, the answer was 'No!' By now I was starting to smile.

' Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweeties to all the children,
And loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, they all answered 'No!'. I was just bursting with pride for them.

I continued, ' Then how can I get into heaven?'



A six year-old boy shouted out 'YUV GOTTAE BE FOCKN' DEAD..........'

[Dram]

I was going to say such a lamblast for the disuse of the word heaven that maybe the hell that's here would be addressed until I read your last sentence. Your funny :2cents:


How to get to Heaven in Ireland



I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they
Understood the concept of getting to heaven.

I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale and
Gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'

'NO!' the children answered.

'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, the answer was 'No!' By now I was starting to smile.

' Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweeties to all the children,
And loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, they all answered 'No!'. I was just bursting with pride for them.

I continued, ' Then how can I get into heaven?'



A six year-old boy shouted out 'YUV GOTTAE BE FOCKN' DEAD..........'