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08-01-2009, 03:04 PM
<TABLE style="WIDTH: 100%" class=EC_MsoNormalTable border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%"><TBODY><TR><TD style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 1.5pt; PADDING-LEFT: 1.5pt; WIDTH: 100%; PADDING-RIGHT: 1.5pt; PADDING-TOP: 1.5pt" width="100%"><TABLE style="WIDTH: 100%" class=EC_MsoNormalTable border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%"><TBODY><TR><TD style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 1.5pt; PADDING-LEFT: 1.5pt; WIDTH: 100%; PADDING-RIGHT: 1.5pt; PADDING-TOP: 1.5pt" width="100%"><TABLE class=EC_MsoNormalTable border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0><TBODY><TR><TD style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; PADDING-LEFT: 0in; PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; PADDING-TOP: 0in" vAlign=top><TABLE class=EC_MsoNormalTable border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0><TBODY><TR><TD style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; PADDING-LEFT: 0in; PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; PADDING-TOP: 0in" vAlign=top>Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.'
-Lillian Carter (mother of Billy and Jimmy Carter)
<><>I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'
- Eleanor Roosevelt
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Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.- Mark Twain<><>
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.- George Burns<><>Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.- Victor Borge
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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.- Mark Twain
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By all means, marry If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.- Socrates
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.- Groucho Marx<><>My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.- Jimmy Durante
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I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.- Zsa Zsa Gabor<><>Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.- Alex Levine
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My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.- Rodney Dangerfield<><>Money can't buy you happiness .. But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.- Spike Milligan
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Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP.- Joe Namath
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I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap..- Bob Hope
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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.- W. C. Fields
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We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress- Will Rogers<><>Don't worry about avoiding temptation.As you grow older, it will avoid you.- Winston Churchill
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Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty .. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.</SPAN>- Phyllis Diller
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By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.- Billy Crystal
And the cardiologist's diet:- If it tastes good spit it out.
(https://www.incredimail.com/app/?tag=emoticon_click_me&lang=9&version=5864000&setup_id=7&aff_id=1&addon=IncrediMail&id=95202&guid=400EDCEB-C709-4680-B69E-60611A8715A5)The most wasted of all days is one without laughter
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-Lillian Carter (mother of Billy and Jimmy Carter)
<><>I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'
- Eleanor Roosevelt
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Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.- Mark Twain<><>
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.- George Burns<><>Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.- Victor Borge
<><>
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.- Mark Twain
<><>
By all means, marry If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.- Socrates
<><>
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.- Groucho Marx<><>My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.- Jimmy Durante
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I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.- Zsa Zsa Gabor<><>Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.- Alex Levine
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My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.- Rodney Dangerfield<><>Money can't buy you happiness .. But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.- Spike Milligan
<><>
Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP.- Joe Namath
<><>
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap..- Bob Hope
<><>
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.- W. C. Fields
<><>
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress- Will Rogers<><>Don't worry about avoiding temptation.As you grow older, it will avoid you.- Winston Churchill
<><>
Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty .. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.</SPAN>- Phyllis Diller
<><>
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.- Billy Crystal
And the cardiologist's diet:- If it tastes good spit it out.
(https://www.incredimail.com/app/?tag=emoticon_click_me&lang=9&version=5864000&setup_id=7&aff_id=1&addon=IncrediMail&id=95202&guid=400EDCEB-C709-4680-B69E-60611A8715A5)The most wasted of all days is one without laughter
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