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Dram
07-02-2009, 09:57 PM
My quirking nature always has this odd take on problems where it becomes the mother of invention...as a developing segue to funereal process, I have wondered whether I should show up at Sebastopol city council meeting to promote a new concept for road kill and that would be a community receptacle for those people who feel a twinge driving over a dead animal.

That receptacle is a Demisted beetle tank where the flesh is eaten away and the bones are cleaned down for the next bath of disinfecting and cleaning.

From there as they mount up and available for interesting bone art, and at your local hardware you could buy very cheaply glove suits, stimulating the economy, you just wrapped the creature in and then deposited it in the tank.. And so the Segue to the funereal difficulty. In olden days people liked keeping their loved ones bones near to them, they would take them out yearly to redress them and remember, and architecture accommodated this. So rather than graveyards, or incinerators, keep yor loved ones close to the bone...

mykil
07-04-2009, 11:23 PM
LMFAO OK; this is fairly decent idea if you dont wind up in prison eh?



My quirking nature always has this odd take on problems where it becomes the mother of invention...as a developing segue to funereal process, I have wondered whether I should show up at Sebastopol city council meeting to promote a new concept for road kill and that would be a community receptacle for those people who feel a twinge driving over a dead animal.

That receptacle is a Demisted beetle tank where the flesh is eaten away and the bones are cleaned down for the next bath of disinfecting and cleaning.

From there as they mount up and available for interesting bone art, and at your local hardware you could buy very cheaply glove suits, stimulating the economy, you just wrapped the creature in and then deposited it in the tank.. And so the Segue to the funereal difficulty. In olden days people liked keeping their loved ones bones near to them, they would take them out yearly to redress them and remember, and architecture accommodated this. So rather than graveyards, or incinerators, keep yor loved ones close to the bone...

mypicklebird
07-07-2009, 10:03 AM
That would be Dermestid beetle, for those who want to look up the beetle. They are very slow to do the job, if you have ever looked into a museum's Dermestid specimen cleaning crew, so probably not a reasonable way to deal with the vast amount of road kill I see every day...



My quirking nature always has this odd take on problems where it becomes the mother of invention...as a developing segue to funereal process, I have wondered whether I should show up at Sebastopol city council meeting to promote a new concept for road kill and that would be a community receptacle for those people who feel a twinge driving over a dead animal.

That receptacle is a Demisted beetle tank where the flesh is eaten away and the bones are cleaned down for the next bath of disinfecting and cleaning.

From there as they mount up and available for interesting bone art, and at your local hardware you could buy very cheaply glove suits, stimulating the economy, you just wrapped the creature in and then deposited it in the tank.. And so the Segue to the funereal difficulty. In olden days people liked keeping their loved ones bones near to them, they would take them out yearly to redress them and remember, and architecture accommodated this. So rather than graveyards, or incinerators, keep yor loved ones close to the bone...