sd gross
06-09-2009, 04:48 PM
:piggy::bettyboopcook::piggy::piggy:
I wrote this years ago about someone who has since opened a restaurant in another town. For those unfamiliar with the tune, go to the below link. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHDmkv2gpX0
sdg
(With apologies to Steve Allen, and his great
"This Could Be the Start of Something Big")
This Could Be The Start of Humping Pig
You're driving down River Road in your little Chevy
you smell some burning pork
you forget your Gig
you see a dog sniffing there
a fireplug with brown hair
this could be the start of humping pig!
she winks and tells you to call her Madam Nanci
instructs you faultlessly obey
her every wish
you'd like to call the Police
but you're slidin' in the grease
and what you thought was ribs
now smells like fish
Sittin' on her neck's the head of a Rhino
from there its only
three more feet to the ground
what covers her in between
might have come from L. L. Bean
don't know if they make tents
quite that round
She takes you for a ride
on her motorcycle
don't care if she runs over
a pussy or two
"would you like some hot sauce, please?
your shortribs are pure Siamese
next week we plan to
break into the Zoo"
She's got an incurable estrogen addiction
Instead of a monkey
there's hormones on her back
and when she sees working girls
her puritan flag unfurls
then those whores start moaning
right on back
She cuts those hogs up
and removes their organs
then she barbecues
the ones that are big
she picks out the fattest rib
takes it back to her crib
This could be the start of Humping Pig!
I wrote this years ago about someone who has since opened a restaurant in another town. For those unfamiliar with the tune, go to the below link. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHDmkv2gpX0
sdg
(With apologies to Steve Allen, and his great
"This Could Be the Start of Something Big")
This Could Be The Start of Humping Pig
You're driving down River Road in your little Chevy
you smell some burning pork
you forget your Gig
you see a dog sniffing there
a fireplug with brown hair
this could be the start of humping pig!
she winks and tells you to call her Madam Nanci
instructs you faultlessly obey
her every wish
you'd like to call the Police
but you're slidin' in the grease
and what you thought was ribs
now smells like fish
Sittin' on her neck's the head of a Rhino
from there its only
three more feet to the ground
what covers her in between
might have come from L. L. Bean
don't know if they make tents
quite that round
She takes you for a ride
on her motorcycle
don't care if she runs over
a pussy or two
"would you like some hot sauce, please?
your shortribs are pure Siamese
next week we plan to
break into the Zoo"
She's got an incurable estrogen addiction
Instead of a monkey
there's hormones on her back
and when she sees working girls
her puritan flag unfurls
then those whores start moaning
right on back
She cuts those hogs up
and removes their organs
then she barbecues
the ones that are big
she picks out the fattest rib
takes it back to her crib
This could be the start of Humping Pig!