Philena

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Philena

Philena is quite nasty
somedays she's just plain vicious
she criticizes Jesus
for having too few fishes
she hates Mother Teresa
she thinks she's fat and lazy
she likes the Donner party
that's her idea of tasty
she's rude she's vile and sour
she's arrogant and smelly
my hyena wouldn't eat her
He'd have an upset belly
only the brave and mindless
come walking through her door
they must be masochistic
she's rotten to the core
lee harvey & charles manson
are her main role models
she thinks their genes are lovely
she hopes they come in bottles
her work is poorly rated
you can argue but no use
the town feels alienated
victimized by her abuse
she's petty, often greedy
she's forgotten how to think
she thinks she's sweet and needy
(she's been drinking too much ink)