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04-17-2009, 11:02 AM
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Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could 'nail' a woman's personality based on what she drinks Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results:
PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS & WHO THE WOMEN ARE!
Drink: Beer
Personality: Casual, low- maintenance , down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying, a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance , has very picky taste, knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink..................
Drink:Wine(does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with your friends.
Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy, thinks she is classy and sophisticated, but actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.
Drink:Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with pals and looking to get totally drunk...and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the place, you have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
Drink: Tequila No explanations required . . . everyone just KNOWS what happens there.
PART B: MAN-DRINKS & WHO THE MEN ARE!
THEN, there is the MALE addendum. The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut!
Domestic Beer:He's poor and wants to get laid. Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get
laid.
Wine:He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
Whiskey:He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless
waitress.
White Zinfandel: HE'S GAY!!
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<TABLE class=MsoNormalTable id=EC_EC_EC_EC_INCREDIMAINTABLE style="WIDTH: 100%" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD id=EC_EC_EC_EC_INCREDITEXTREGION style="PADDING-RIGHT: 1.5pt; PADDING-LEFT: 1.5pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 1.5pt; WIDTH: 100%; CURSOR: auto; PADDING-TOP: 1.5pt" width="100%"><TABLE class=MsoNormalTable style="WIDTH: 100%; CURSOR: auto" cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0in; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; WIDTH: 99.58%; CURSOR: auto; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt" vAlign=top width="99%">Drinks that Show Personality
Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could 'nail' a woman's personality based on what she drinks Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results:
PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS & WHO THE WOMEN ARE!
Drink: Beer
Personality: Casual, low- maintenance , down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying, a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance , has very picky taste, knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink..................
Drink:Wine(does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with your friends.
Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy, thinks she is classy and sophisticated, but actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.
Drink:Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with pals and looking to get totally drunk...and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the place, you have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
Drink: Tequila No explanations required . . . everyone just KNOWS what happens there.
PART B: MAN-DRINKS & WHO THE MEN ARE!
THEN, there is the MALE addendum. The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut!
Domestic Beer:He's poor and wants to get laid. Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get
laid.
Wine:He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
Whiskey:He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless
waitress.
White Zinfandel: HE'S GAY!!
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