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04-14-2009, 05:33 PM
DIDJA HEAR THE ONE...?
:fishy: Two Orcas are cruising Cook Inlet when the bull spots the whaling ship which harpooned his mother. He relates his plan to his girlfriend and the two whales swim to either side of the boat and start furiously blowing bubbles through their blowholes. The whaling boats starts rocking violently and the sailors fall into the sea where they're immediately gobbled up by the big bull Orca....at which point his girlfriend, looking annoyed, swims away. Rushing up to her he says "Where're you going, Delores? I thought you loved my plan?", "Well Wayne", she replies, "I told you I'd go along with the blowjob, but I'll be damned if I'm going to swallow the se(a)men!"
:anon:A robber holds up the Bank of Italy, and warns his victims that if they look at him, he'll shoot them. A man on the floor gives him a look and is immediately shot in the head. The robber looks around - sees a teller staring at him, and kills her dead. "Anybody else here see my face"? he yells angrily? After a pause a timid old man staring at the floor says, "Scusa - but I theenk-a my wife might have peeked..."
:puppy1:Two guys walking down the street come across a massive pit-bull lying on the ground happily licking his balls. "I wish I could do that!", says one of the men. "Well you can try", says the other "but he'll probably bite your head off!"
Riddle: What's sexier than a single red rose on a piano?
:rofl2:
:fishy: Two Orcas are cruising Cook Inlet when the bull spots the whaling ship which harpooned his mother. He relates his plan to his girlfriend and the two whales swim to either side of the boat and start furiously blowing bubbles through their blowholes. The whaling boats starts rocking violently and the sailors fall into the sea where they're immediately gobbled up by the big bull Orca....at which point his girlfriend, looking annoyed, swims away. Rushing up to her he says "Where're you going, Delores? I thought you loved my plan?", "Well Wayne", she replies, "I told you I'd go along with the blowjob, but I'll be damned if I'm going to swallow the se(a)men!"
:anon:A robber holds up the Bank of Italy, and warns his victims that if they look at him, he'll shoot them. A man on the floor gives him a look and is immediately shot in the head. The robber looks around - sees a teller staring at him, and kills her dead. "Anybody else here see my face"? he yells angrily? After a pause a timid old man staring at the floor says, "Scusa - but I theenk-a my wife might have peeked..."
:puppy1:Two guys walking down the street come across a massive pit-bull lying on the ground happily licking his balls. "I wish I could do that!", says one of the men. "Well you can try", says the other "but he'll probably bite your head off!"
Riddle: What's sexier than a single red rose on a piano?
:rofl2: