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04-02-2009, 06:59 PM
Achieving Desired Emphasis Wordlessly!
by Rabbit D. Klein
:Mr.Natural:
With regard to the significant neuropsychological inroads inherent in the development of GOOGLE's CADIE ("CADIE's main aim is to focus on challenging problems in the areas of neural networking, natural language and autonomous problem-solving"), I'd like to preview a language enhancement technique developed at Waccobb known as Hyperfollicular Polyglottism, or the abiliity to place the desired emphasis on one's speech by simply using one's hair.
It takes practice, elastic neck muscles and an appropriate hairstyle, but because word content constitutes only 18% of what most people are trying to communicate, employing techniques learned in Hyperfollicular Polyglottal Application, will often serve to clarify and place emphasis on whatever message the communicator is trying to put forward.
Herewith are two examples of Hyperfollicular Polyglottism, demonstrated by 15-year-old Monte Rio resident, Tanya Pipic, who uses H.P. to emphasize a query with a question mark, and 16-year-old Maryjane Burnswell of Kona, HI, who creates an exclamation point to indicate surprise.
Of course those with little, or no hair will be forced to continue waving their arms around and making faces, in order to get their point across.
by Rabbit D. Klein
:Mr.Natural:
With regard to the significant neuropsychological inroads inherent in the development of GOOGLE's CADIE ("CADIE's main aim is to focus on challenging problems in the areas of neural networking, natural language and autonomous problem-solving"), I'd like to preview a language enhancement technique developed at Waccobb known as Hyperfollicular Polyglottism, or the abiliity to place the desired emphasis on one's speech by simply using one's hair.
It takes practice, elastic neck muscles and an appropriate hairstyle, but because word content constitutes only 18% of what most people are trying to communicate, employing techniques learned in Hyperfollicular Polyglottal Application, will often serve to clarify and place emphasis on whatever message the communicator is trying to put forward.
Herewith are two examples of Hyperfollicular Polyglottism, demonstrated by 15-year-old Monte Rio resident, Tanya Pipic, who uses H.P. to emphasize a query with a question mark, and 16-year-old Maryjane Burnswell of Kona, HI, who creates an exclamation point to indicate surprise.
Of course those with little, or no hair will be forced to continue waving their arms around and making faces, in order to get their point across.