Sara S
03-28-2009, 09:02 PM
John and Helen met while on vacation, and John fell head over
heels 'In Love' with her. But after a couple of weeks in which
John took Helen out to various dance clubs, restaurants,
concerts, he was convinced that it was true love.
And so....on the last night of his vacation, the two of them
went to dinner and had a serious talk about how the
relationship would continue.
It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut, '
John said to his newfound lady friend. 'I eat, sleep and
breathe golf, so if that's going to be a problem, you'd better
say so now!'
Helen took a deep breath and responded: 'Since
we're being honest with each other, here goes
... you need to know that I'm a hooker'
'I see', John replied. 'That's a problem, for sure.'
He spent some time looking down at
the table, deep in thought. Then he added,'You know,
it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists
straight when you tee off.'
heels 'In Love' with her. But after a couple of weeks in which
John took Helen out to various dance clubs, restaurants,
concerts, he was convinced that it was true love.
And so....on the last night of his vacation, the two of them
went to dinner and had a serious talk about how the
relationship would continue.
It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut, '
John said to his newfound lady friend. 'I eat, sleep and
breathe golf, so if that's going to be a problem, you'd better
say so now!'
Helen took a deep breath and responded: 'Since
we're being honest with each other, here goes
... you need to know that I'm a hooker'
'I see', John replied. 'That's a problem, for sure.'
He spent some time looking down at
the table, deep in thought. Then he added,'You know,
it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists
straight when you tee off.'