Sara S
02-20-2009, 06:07 AM
RECYCLED PARROT..
A woman went to a pet shop & immediately
spotted a large, beautiful parrot.
There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.
'Why so little?' she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said,
'Look, I should tell you first that this bird used
to live in a house of Prostitution & sometimes
it says some pretty vulgar stuff.'
The woman thought about this, but decided
she had to have the bird anyway.
She took it home & hung the bird's cage up in her living room & waited for it to say something.
The bird looked around the room, then looked at her, and said, 'New house, new madam.'
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication,
but then thought 'that's really not so bad.'
When her 2 teenage daughters returned
From school the bird saw & said,
'New house, new madam, new girls.'
The girls & the woman were a bit offended,
but then began to laugh about the situation, considering how & where the parrot had been raised.
Moments later, the woman's husband Keith
came home from work.
The bird looked at him & said,
'Let's give a big Whorehouse Hello to our main man, Keith'
A woman went to a pet shop & immediately
spotted a large, beautiful parrot.
There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.
'Why so little?' she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said,
'Look, I should tell you first that this bird used
to live in a house of Prostitution & sometimes
it says some pretty vulgar stuff.'
The woman thought about this, but decided
she had to have the bird anyway.
She took it home & hung the bird's cage up in her living room & waited for it to say something.
The bird looked around the room, then looked at her, and said, 'New house, new madam.'
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication,
but then thought 'that's really not so bad.'
When her 2 teenage daughters returned
From school the bird saw & said,
'New house, new madam, new girls.'
The girls & the woman were a bit offended,
but then began to laugh about the situation, considering how & where the parrot had been raised.
Moments later, the woman's husband Keith
came home from work.
The bird looked at him & said,
'Let's give a big Whorehouse Hello to our main man, Keith'