America's Apology

[Sara S]

We, the United States of America, your top quality supplier of the
ideals of liberty and democracy, would like to apologize for our
2001-2008 interruption in service. The technical fault that led to this
eight-year service outage has been located, and the software
responsible was replaced November 4, 2008.

Early tests of the newly installed program indicate that we are now operating correctly, and we expect it to be fully functional on January 20. We apologize for any inconvenience caused by the outage. We look forward to resuming full service and hope to improve in years to come. We thank you for your patience and understanding.
Sincerely,

THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

[pjpete]

Well, don't be so fast to count your chickens. You don't know, and either does the rest of the planet, if America has actually fixed the problem, or if it just seems like it did.:puteranger:

We, the United States of America, your top quality supplier of the
ideals of liberty and democracy, would like to apologize for our
2001-2008 interruption in service. The technical fault that led to this
eight-year service outage has been located, and the software
responsible was replaced November 4, 2008.

Early tests of the newly installed program indicate that we are now operating correctly, and we expect it to be fully functional on January 20. We apologize for any inconvenience caused by the outage. We look forward to resuming full service and hope to improve in years to come. We thank you for your patience and understanding.
Sincerely,

THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA