mykil
12-26-2008, 10:50 AM
Soooo an attempt at <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:place w:st="on">Sebastopol</st1:place> humor!
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The husband was all upset because he thought his young vibrant wife was having an affair with the bi yoga teacher because they were alwayz hugging and frolicking in public.
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After a long night of drinking he heads home from the local pub to find a note saying she is spending the night at a retreat with her yogi and he gets all upset and writes a suicide note saying he can’t stand to live any longer knowing she is in the arms of another.
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Soo he goes to the medicine cabinet and eats all the medication he can force down, after a while he is getting drowsy but wants to make sure he does the job right. He goes to the garage and closes the garage door and starts the car and climbs in and slams the door! Thinking no one can save him now!
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Upon returning home the wife and her young yogi find the note and franticly search the house looking all over for the husband. With no successes the yogi suggests some meds. So they go to the cupboard to find all the medical marijuana gone! Strange! They continue the search and finally go to the garage to find her husband passed out in the hy-bred listening to the sonic waves CD just relaxed beyond compare! LOL Oh well! Was worth a shot!
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The husband was all upset because he thought his young vibrant wife was having an affair with the bi yoga teacher because they were alwayz hugging and frolicking in public.
<o:p></o:p>
After a long night of drinking he heads home from the local pub to find a note saying she is spending the night at a retreat with her yogi and he gets all upset and writes a suicide note saying he can’t stand to live any longer knowing she is in the arms of another.
<o:p></o:p>
Soo he goes to the medicine cabinet and eats all the medication he can force down, after a while he is getting drowsy but wants to make sure he does the job right. He goes to the garage and closes the garage door and starts the car and climbs in and slams the door! Thinking no one can save him now!
<o:p></o:p>
Upon returning home the wife and her young yogi find the note and franticly search the house looking all over for the husband. With no successes the yogi suggests some meds. So they go to the cupboard to find all the medical marijuana gone! Strange! They continue the search and finally go to the garage to find her husband passed out in the hy-bred listening to the sonic waves CD just relaxed beyond compare! LOL Oh well! Was worth a shot!