Sara S
12-07-2008, 10:01 AM
HOW TO INSTALL THE NEW HOME SECURITY SYSTEM:
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's
used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty
beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several
NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and
magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
'Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun
shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess
with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning
and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took
part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait
outside.'
INSTALLATION COMPLETE!!!!
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's
used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty
beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several
NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and
magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
'Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun
shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess
with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning
and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took
part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait
outside.'
INSTALLATION COMPLETE!!!!