Great deals on Dixon

[Dixon]

Dear fellow consumers;

I did a Wacco.net website search on my name Dixon and noticed on the right side of the page several ads offering things like "Great deals on Dixon". I just want you to know that I can beat any deal anyone else can offer on me. So eliminate the middle-person and go straight to the source--Dixon! Accept no substitutes; demand the original Dixon. I will clear up your acne, put a spring in your step, and I leave no bathtub ring. I'm organic--and sacred!

Yours cheaply;

Dixon

[MsTerry]

Everybody needs a little Dixon.


Dear fellow consumers;

I did a Wacco.net website search on my name Dixon and noticed on the right side of the page several ads offering things like "Great deals on Dixon". I just want you to know that I can beat any deal anyone else can offer on me. So eliminate the middle-person and go straight to the source--Dixon! Accept no substitutes; demand the original Dixon. I will clear up your acne, put a spring in your step, and I leave no bathtub ring. I'm organic--and sacred!

Yours cheaply;

Dixon

[Braggi]

Everybody needs a little Dixon.

Hey, Dixon's not that little!

-Jeff

PS. Everyone does appreciate Dixon.

[shellebelle]

LOL You shouldn't sell yourself short Dixon!!




Yours cheaply;

Dixon

[MsTerry]

Are you trying to tell me that Dixon's little Dixon isn't little or that Dixon isn't little but Dixon's little Dixon is little?


Hey, Dixon's not that little!
-Jeff

[mykil]

And here I thought that the all mighty Dix could not and would not be bought for a quick fix! I am not sure I would ever need a little Dix, but out of mild curiosity, you know just for kix, how much could one get, how much would one run you know this little Dix? Shelllebelle tells me she Likes a little Dix and when she comes she yells out load "Oh my that little Dix does me the trix" SO there you have it I guess there is a need. Hell it has to be better than the local speed! Sooo if you are satisfied with that little Dix, you might not need mine cause it is a big ole hung well sort of wonderful eatable passion that loves to be lixed!

[Braggi]

And here I thought that the all mighty Dix could not and would not ...

I'm sure Dixon would go to great lengths to satisfy a customer.

And perhaps any post from Mykil should instantly slide that thread into the Censored category. :wink:

-Jeff