The Nun and the Cabbie

[wbreitman]

A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
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She asks him why he is staring. <o:p></o:p>
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He replies: 'I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend <o:p></o:p>
you'.<o:p></o:p>
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She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'<o:p></o:p>
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'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'<o:p></o:p>
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She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that. But first, you have to be single and you must be Catholic.'<o:p></o:p>
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The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and <o:p></o:p>
Catholic!'<o:p></o:p>
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'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley, 'maybe we will see what we can do.'<o:p></o:p>
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The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.<o:p></o:p>
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'My dear child,' said the nun, why are you crying?'<o:p></o:p>
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'Forgive me, but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.'<o:p></o:p>
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The nun says, 'That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a <o:p></o:p>
Halloween party.'

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