Irish Blonde

[Sara S]

Subject: Irish Blonde

An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude. With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!' As the
dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed 'YES, YES, I WON, I WON!'
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumb founded.
Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?' The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.

MORAL OF THE STORY:
Not all Irish are stupid; not all blondes are dumb; but all men are men.


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[RichT]

Women Drivers!

This morning on the interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear-view mirror, putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple of seconds and, when I looked back, she was halfway over into my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily ... but she scared me so much I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, I knocked the cell phone away from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned "Big Jim and the Twins", ruined the damn cell phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call!
DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!!!