mykil
06-08-2008, 07:50 PM
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.
He can see from her nameplate that her name is
Patricia Whack.’ Miss Whack, I'd like to get a
$30,000 loan to take a holiday.' Patty looks at the
frog in disbelief and asks his name. The
frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is
Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank
manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure
the loan with some collateral. The frog says, 'Sure.
I have this,' and produces a tiny porcelain
elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and
perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that
she'll have to consult with the bank manager and
disappears into a back office. She finds the manager
and says, 'There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out
there who claims to know you and wants to borrow
$30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.’ She
holds up the tiny pink elephant. 'I mean, what in
the world is this?' (You’re gonna love this) The bank
manager looks back at her and says...'It's a
knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His
old man's a Rolling Stone.'(You're singing it,
aren't you? Yeah, I know you are...) Never take
life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I
know you did!!! Have a lovely day
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He can see from her nameplate that her name is
Patricia Whack.’ Miss Whack, I'd like to get a
$30,000 loan to take a holiday.' Patty looks at the
frog in disbelief and asks his name. The
frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is
Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank
manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure
the loan with some collateral. The frog says, 'Sure.
I have this,' and produces a tiny porcelain
elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and
perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that
she'll have to consult with the bank manager and
disappears into a back office. She finds the manager
and says, 'There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out
there who claims to know you and wants to borrow
$30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.’ She
holds up the tiny pink elephant. 'I mean, what in
the world is this?' (You’re gonna love this) The bank
manager looks back at her and says...'It's a
knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His
old man's a Rolling Stone.'(You're singing it,
aren't you? Yeah, I know you are...) Never take
life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I
know you did!!! Have a lovely day
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