Leafstorm
05-16-2008, 07:57 AM
I recently read some encouraging news about the monarch butterfly: Mexican President Calderon plans to curb logging and protect millions of monarch butterflies that migrate to the mountains of central <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:country-region><st1:place>Mexico</st1:place></st1:country-region> each winter. He’s going to pour $4.6 million into the Monarch Butterfly Biosphere Reserve – 124,000 acres of trees and mountains that are the winter nesting ground for the monarch butterfly. Kudos a usted, Señor Presidente. <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
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But the monarch is not out of the woods, so to speak. Here in the <st1:country-region><st1:place>U.S.</st1:place></st1:country-region> we are currently experiencing a shortage of corn for livestock feed and human consumption. President Bush’s initiative to address this problem could lead to the total extinction of the famous orange-and-black butterfly. <o:p></o:p>
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The problem stems from Bush’s support of ethanol production, (i.e., industrial corn production), as well as billions of dollars in government subsidies. With corn trading on the market at twice the price it did two years ago, many people are feeling the pinch: ranchers in need of corn feed, and, even more so, human food makers in need of corn and corn products. (Grab ten items at random from your pantry and see how many contain corn or high fructose corn syrup.) <o:p></o:p>
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To make matters worse, the White House got hold of a study authored by the Office of Experimental Nutritional Sources, which operates under the Center for Nutrition Policy and Promotion – the fed folks that gave us the new and improved MyPyramid Food Guidance System. The paper, which probably would never have seen the light of day had it not made it into the hands of an aid to Vice President Cheney, is entitled “Let Them Eat Bugs: Entomophagy and the Shortage of Consumption Corn”. <o:p></o:p>
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The paper notes that insects in general, and the monarch butterfly in particular, have a higher food conversion efficiency than more traditional meats, and that they are also a very good source of essential amino acids. Processed monarch larvae yields a “versatile, non-crystallizing syrup,” and fermented adult monarch mash produces “a whiskey that can compete with the best from <st1:place><st1:PlaceName>Bourbon</st1:PlaceName> <st1:PlaceType>County</st1:PlaceType></st1:place>.” <o:p></o:p>
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So there’s syrup to sweeten the breakfast cereal, but what about the cereal itself? No problem. Deep fried monarch wings make a “tasty, nutritious – and colorful! – bowl of flakes.” Tired of beef, pork, and poultry? The monarch larva is a delicacy; its taste has been described as “resembling pickled tofu, frog legs, and pemmican.” <o:p></o:p>
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What about livestock consumption? Apparently butterfly-fed cows are quite happy. Ecstatic, even. Videos taken of beef cattle being fed live monarchs show them running and jumping gleefully to catch the little fluttery morsels. The White House, citing these reports – they showed the cow jumping video at a press conference – is advocating a policy of total ethanolization and entomophagization. “Corn for fuel tanks, butterfies for food” is their slogan. <o:p></o:p>
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The problem is apparent: attempts to domesticate the monarch butterfly, and to thereby control the population, breeding, harvesting, safety, and quality of the food – have not been successful. It’s extremely hard to herd a flock of monarch butterflies, though some progress has been made using Australian swallows. And try to attach an ear tag to a monarch, or burn a brand onto its butt? You’re wasting your time. (But not, fortunately, the product: crispy blackened butterflies can be crushed and used as a seasoning.) <o:p></o:p>
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I think it’s obvious that before the American public will buy into this exotic food proposal we need to see President Bush and Vice President Cheney sitting down to watch a football game, while noshing on some savory buffalo butterfly wings, some artichoke and monarch larvae dip, and bowls of black bean and butterfly chili.
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But the monarch is not out of the woods, so to speak. Here in the <st1:country-region><st1:place>U.S.</st1:place></st1:country-region> we are currently experiencing a shortage of corn for livestock feed and human consumption. President Bush’s initiative to address this problem could lead to the total extinction of the famous orange-and-black butterfly. <o:p></o:p>
<o:p></o:p>
The problem stems from Bush’s support of ethanol production, (i.e., industrial corn production), as well as billions of dollars in government subsidies. With corn trading on the market at twice the price it did two years ago, many people are feeling the pinch: ranchers in need of corn feed, and, even more so, human food makers in need of corn and corn products. (Grab ten items at random from your pantry and see how many contain corn or high fructose corn syrup.) <o:p></o:p>
<o:p></o:p>
To make matters worse, the White House got hold of a study authored by the Office of Experimental Nutritional Sources, which operates under the Center for Nutrition Policy and Promotion – the fed folks that gave us the new and improved MyPyramid Food Guidance System. The paper, which probably would never have seen the light of day had it not made it into the hands of an aid to Vice President Cheney, is entitled “Let Them Eat Bugs: Entomophagy and the Shortage of Consumption Corn”. <o:p></o:p>
<o:p></o:p>
The paper notes that insects in general, and the monarch butterfly in particular, have a higher food conversion efficiency than more traditional meats, and that they are also a very good source of essential amino acids. Processed monarch larvae yields a “versatile, non-crystallizing syrup,” and fermented adult monarch mash produces “a whiskey that can compete with the best from <st1:place><st1:PlaceName>Bourbon</st1:PlaceName> <st1:PlaceType>County</st1:PlaceType></st1:place>.” <o:p></o:p>
<o:p></o:p>
So there’s syrup to sweeten the breakfast cereal, but what about the cereal itself? No problem. Deep fried monarch wings make a “tasty, nutritious – and colorful! – bowl of flakes.” Tired of beef, pork, and poultry? The monarch larva is a delicacy; its taste has been described as “resembling pickled tofu, frog legs, and pemmican.” <o:p></o:p>
<o:p></o:p>
What about livestock consumption? Apparently butterfly-fed cows are quite happy. Ecstatic, even. Videos taken of beef cattle being fed live monarchs show them running and jumping gleefully to catch the little fluttery morsels. The White House, citing these reports – they showed the cow jumping video at a press conference – is advocating a policy of total ethanolization and entomophagization. “Corn for fuel tanks, butterfies for food” is their slogan. <o:p></o:p>
<o:p></o:p>
The problem is apparent: attempts to domesticate the monarch butterfly, and to thereby control the population, breeding, harvesting, safety, and quality of the food – have not been successful. It’s extremely hard to herd a flock of monarch butterflies, though some progress has been made using Australian swallows. And try to attach an ear tag to a monarch, or burn a brand onto its butt? You’re wasting your time. (But not, fortunately, the product: crispy blackened butterflies can be crushed and used as a seasoning.) <o:p></o:p>
<o:p></o:p>
I think it’s obvious that before the American public will buy into this exotic food proposal we need to see President Bush and Vice President Cheney sitting down to watch a football game, while noshing on some savory buffalo butterfly wings, some artichoke and monarch larvae dip, and bowls of black bean and butterfly chili.
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