wbreitman
05-14-2008, 05:10 PM
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EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH! <o:p></o:p>
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There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:<o:p></o:p>
1. He called everyone brother<o:p></o:p>
2. He liked Gospel<o:p></o:p>
3. He didn't get a fair trial<o:p></o:p>
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But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:<o:p></o:p>
1. He went into His Father's business<o:p></o:p>
2. He lived at home until he was 33<o:p></o:p>
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God <o:p></o:p>
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But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:<o:p></o:p>
1. He talked with His hands<o:p></o:p>
2. He had wine with His meals<o:p></o:p>
3. He used olive oil<o:p></o:p>
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But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:<o:p></o:p>
1. He never cut His hair<o:p></o:p>
2. He walked around barefoot all the time 3. He started a new religion <o:p></o:p>
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But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:<o:p></o:p>
1. He was at peace with nature<o:p></o:p>
2. He ate a lot of fish<o:p></o:p>
3. He talked about the Great Spirit<o:p></o:p>
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But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:<o:p></o:p>
1. He never got married.<o:p></o:p>
2. He was always telling stories.<o:p></o:p>
3. He loved green pastures.<o:p></o:p>
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But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:<o:p></o:p>
1. He fed a crowd at a moments notice when there was virtually no food 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it <o:p></o:p>
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.
W<o:p></o:p>
EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH! <o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:<o:p></o:p>
1. He called everyone brother<o:p></o:p>
2. He liked Gospel<o:p></o:p>
3. He didn't get a fair trial<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:<o:p></o:p>
1. He went into His Father's business<o:p></o:p>
2. He lived at home until he was 33<o:p></o:p>
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God <o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:<o:p></o:p>
1. He talked with His hands<o:p></o:p>
2. He had wine with His meals<o:p></o:p>
3. He used olive oil<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:<o:p></o:p>
1. He never cut His hair<o:p></o:p>
2. He walked around barefoot all the time 3. He started a new religion <o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:<o:p></o:p>
1. He was at peace with nature<o:p></o:p>
2. He ate a lot of fish<o:p></o:p>
3. He talked about the Great Spirit<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:<o:p></o:p>
1. He never got married.<o:p></o:p>
2. He was always telling stories.<o:p></o:p>
3. He loved green pastures.<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:<o:p></o:p>
1. He fed a crowd at a moments notice when there was virtually no food 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it <o:p></o:p>
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.
W<o:p></o:p>