With God On Your Side (of the fence)

[sd gross]

With God On Your Side
(of the fence)
by sd gross

Your lawnmower stalls and
I feel like I'm blessed
Your grass is the shortest
in all of the West
Your big Briggs & Stratton
sure fills you with pride
'cause you do your mowing
With God On Your Side

Your mighty leaf blower
awaits a gift from the tree
then the big engine roars
sounds a lot like Grand Prix
your internal combustion
makes Nature go hide
but you'll keep that ol' yard clean
With God On Your Side

You've got a pile driver
it's the best one in town
and your giant jackhammer
you just can't put it down
your 30-inch chain saw
it has a chain guide
so you clear cut your garden
With God On Your Side

Your privet's all trimmed
and your hedges are square
your bare roots are covered
in pressed underwear
your gas is high octane
your blades all carbide
and you'll improve on Nature
With God On Your Side

You've got a drill press and
a circular saw
your weed whacker wine's like
an F-84
for your right to a trimmer
many soldiers have died
all your borders are straight now
'cause God's on your side

Our tools they are many
in the Land Of the Free
they make lots of noise and
increase equity
you don't need a permit
to build and divide
Both your upstairs and downstairs
Have God On Their Side