Alex
03-13-2008, 11:06 AM
'Next Life' by Woody Allen
In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You
start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling
better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect
your pension. And then when you start work, you get a gold
watch and a party on your first day.
You work for 40 years until you're young enough to
enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are
generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school.
You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play.
You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until
you are born.
And then you spend your last 9 months floating in
luxurious spa like conditions with central heating and room
service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila!
You finish off as an orgasm!
I rest my case.
In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You
start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling
better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect
your pension. And then when you start work, you get a gold
watch and a party on your first day.
You work for 40 years until you're young enough to
enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are
generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school.
You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play.
You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until
you are born.
And then you spend your last 9 months floating in
luxurious spa like conditions with central heating and room
service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila!
You finish off as an orgasm!
I rest my case.