Unconscious Roommate wanted for large rural house

[bill shearer]

roommate wanted: incapable of verbal
communication,
insensitive to chemicals, high voltage electrical
fields, no medical marijuana users, no people
willing
to exchange massages, energy healings, life
co-ordinating or crystal readings for rent.
We would like someone who is colorless,
odorless,
and invisible till rent day. EFT payment is
encouraged

["Mad" Miles]

How can they work and pay rent there, if they're unconscious?

Oh, wait, I forgot about their trustfunds!

(Grammar note, the previous two sentences were written partially with the idea of using every spelling/denotation of "Thayre". It's not that complicated folks!!)

I've also just learned that one can only "reply privately" to posts in the Housing/Offices" category.

Is the reason to prevent unsolicited real estate evaluations? Too many snippy exploited renters with axes to grind? What?

And there's no "gratitude" icon, and I so wanted to give mine for such a brutally honest, and funny, post.

Waiting for the winds and downpour, Huzzah!!!!

"Mad" Miles

:burngrnbounce:

[shellebelle]

I loved it too and though how Emotional Freedom Technique can be a payment is beyond me I'm sure I can manage it! LOL I need about 1000 sq ft, hehehe

Tooo funny!!!


roommate wanted: incapable of verbal
communication,
insensitive to chemicals, high voltage electrical
fields, no medical marijuana users, no people
willing
to exchange massages, energy healings, life
co-ordinating or crystal readings for rent.
We would like someone who is colorless,
odorless,
and invisible till rent day. EFT payment is
encouraged

[alanora]

It also stands for electronic funds transfer...a way to have even less contact... I loved it and wanted to give gratitude where it was due as well. me


I loved it too and though how Emotional Freedom Technique can be a payment is beyond me I'm sure I can manage it! LOL I need about 1000 sq ft, hehehe

Tooo funny!!!

[decterlove]

Would 12 snakes and a two foot blue tongued lizard be okay? I'm willing to throw my entire crystal collection in the dumpster if it's a problem, or maybe find someone willing to adopt the precious stones. My tiger's eye is a real sweethheart and a lapstone if there ever was.

please contact me by cb only...my handle is "forked tongue."

chow bellow! roger out....

:hello::hello::hello::hello::hello::hello::hello::hello::hello:

[shellebelle]

Yes I know I just had to with that ad - just had to, LOL


It also stands for electronic funds transfer...a way to have even less contact... I loved it and wanted to give gratitude where it was due as well. me