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eccentrichild
01-26-2008, 10:18 PM
Please read with a Heavy French acceeeent and serious attitude!!!
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Firrrst yu take zee chickehhhn zen yu let zee chickehhn know who izzzee boss!
Oh yes I dooo, I give bits of zee chickehhhn to zee volfmutt and zee feline fuzz ballzzz…
Zen for one of zee best paaarrrts I wash and fondle zee chickehhhn. I know! I would razzer be washing and fondehhhliiing sommmsing else….Ahhhh but I digrrressss…
Now I am in zee pan simmarrring wiss zee Olive oil and zee buttarrrr, I chop zee red and yellow bell pepparzz and zee mushrrroooomzz. MERD! I haf no celery…Poo Poo on zee celery I willll use zee snap peas, zay are grrreen and crunchy..wee wee, mahn-u-feeeque!
Zen I chop some moorrr, zee fresh onion and garleeek, I slice zee dill rye bread into bits and mix zee stuffiiiiing. Zen you have your way wiss zee chickehhhn and stuff zat bird!
I zen spread zee chickehhhn out over baked potatos and zee legz and wings ahrrr oh soo crrrunchy. Yum Yum zee chef is having a foodgasummm mmh hhhhuuuu mmmm mmmmmmmmmm …fiestoooohrrrresissstahhnce!!!…