decterlove
01-26-2008, 09:23 PM
Dating Haiku #1
Why are you reading this?
Why am I writing this?
I think you should go make some tea.
I think I'll go take a pee.
Dating Haiku #2
If Love is so special
Why does Seeking it
make you feel
so Spectacularly Unspecial?
Dating Haiku #3
Do leopards date?
Of course.
Leopards mate.
So Leopards must date.
Ever date a leopard?
I didn't think so.
Why would a leopard want to go out with you?
Dating Haiku #4
My best friend who is attractive
in her early fifties
and divorced now for almost 10 years
says
why have sex with a man?
a dildo is enough trouble
to find a special place for.
Dating Haiku #5
Remember all the times
you were in a car
together with a man
and you were excited
about going
nowhere?
Dating Haiku #6
I once petted with a very hot girl
when I was 20
at the top of a grassy cow pasture
and drove back down
a gutted fire road
and got stuck in a rut.
Dating Haiku #7
Lucky I had a shovel.
Dating Haiku #8
She was the cutest girl imaginable
As cute as any girl could be
But when I looked at her over a
schooner of beer,
I felt bored.
As bored as I could be.
Dating Haiku #9
The best date ever?
The best date ever?
The best date ever?
What was your best date ever?
Dating Haiku #10
Will you ever date again?
With men?
So Zen.
Dating Haiku #11
Zip.
Write your own.
I think I'll go make some tea.
Perhaps you need to pee.
:urgtgslpy:
Dating Haiku #13---Extra Dating Haiku Just for You!
A (Dating) Haiku is whatever you want it to be.
Why are you reading this?
Why am I writing this?
I think you should go make some tea.
I think I'll go take a pee.
Dating Haiku #2
If Love is so special
Why does Seeking it
make you feel
so Spectacularly Unspecial?
Dating Haiku #3
Do leopards date?
Of course.
Leopards mate.
So Leopards must date.
Ever date a leopard?
I didn't think so.
Why would a leopard want to go out with you?
Dating Haiku #4
My best friend who is attractive
in her early fifties
and divorced now for almost 10 years
says
why have sex with a man?
a dildo is enough trouble
to find a special place for.
Dating Haiku #5
Remember all the times
you were in a car
together with a man
and you were excited
about going
nowhere?
Dating Haiku #6
I once petted with a very hot girl
when I was 20
at the top of a grassy cow pasture
and drove back down
a gutted fire road
and got stuck in a rut.
Dating Haiku #7
Lucky I had a shovel.
Dating Haiku #8
She was the cutest girl imaginable
As cute as any girl could be
But when I looked at her over a
schooner of beer,
I felt bored.
As bored as I could be.
Dating Haiku #9
The best date ever?
The best date ever?
The best date ever?
What was your best date ever?
Dating Haiku #10
Will you ever date again?
With men?
So Zen.
Dating Haiku #11
Zip.
Write your own.
I think I'll go make some tea.
Perhaps you need to pee.
:urgtgslpy:
Dating Haiku #13---Extra Dating Haiku Just for You!
A (Dating) Haiku is whatever you want it to be.