Girls and their thrills

[Willie Lumplump]

[This thread was split off of the Tell us! Women . . . What do You really want? (https://www.waccobb.net/forums/showthread.php?t=28349) thread as it devolved into (entertaining?) chatter... Barry]

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Now, this is not an Ad...But what I would want in a man as was requested.

When you find this guy, he's going to be a very lucky man.

[Willie Lumplump]

Sorry, Willie, i don't mean to make you the fall guy
Who, me? What'd I say?

[Willie Lumplump]

I want a man who my girlfriends can share on any level they choose
Shellebelle, I'd like for you to meet my friend Mykil. Mykil, Shellebelle.

[shellebelle]

LOL :hello: Mykil!


Shellebelle, I'd like for you to meet my friend Mykil. Mykil, Shellebelle.

[Lorrie]

LOL :hello: Mykil!

No, no Shellebelle, you can't just say Hello to him yourself, you need all your friends too. That is why you are being introduced!!! Ha ha:heart:

[Lorrie]

When you find this guy, he's going to be a very lucky man.

Oh! I would feel pretty darn lucky too!!

[shellebelle]

LOL, remember protective mama, hehehehe :wink: LOL But isn't it nice to have boys as toys? :thumbsup:


No, no Shellebelle, you can't just say Hello to him yourself, you need all your friends too. That is why you are being introduced!!! Ha ha:heart:

[Lorrie]

Well, I used to think that, until you find out that the boys have more toys than you do. :juggle: Then its just scary...:playboy:


LOL, remember protective mama, hehehehe :wink: LOL But isn't it nice to have boys as toys? :thumbsup:

[shellebelle]

ROFLMAO - Remember garages are like closets - borrow away!:attention:
Oh yeh and no need to dry clean before returning anything - its a plus!


Well, I used to think that, until you find out that the boys have more toys than you do. :juggle: Then its just scary...:playboy:

[Lorrie]

:biglaugh:ROFLMBBO:biglaugh:
'Cept that there has to be something I want in there!:dance1:



ROFLMAO - Remember garages are like closets - borrow away!:attention:
Oh yeh and no need to dry clean before returning anything - its a plus!

[shellebelle]

LOL yes yes but there is always something under the hood worth looking at or using. :cartrouble: ROFLMAO


:biglaugh:ROFLMBBO:biglaugh:
'Cept that there has to be something I want in there!:dance1:

[Conly]

Folks,
For those of us who do not text messege What does this mean?( ROFLMBBO )
Thanks

[shellebelle]

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Bare Bottom Off!


Folks,
For those of us who do not text messege What does this mean?( ROFLMBBO )
Thanks

[shellebelle]

I agree I agree been there and done that. Notice I didn't say keep him just borrow, use or look. LOL


I dunno 'bout that. ...

[Lorrie]

Well, actually I made it up. I did not want to conform...
You were close Shellebelle...
hee hee
What I meant was ROLLING ON FLOOR LAUGHING MY BIG Butt... OFF! :bootysh:


Folks,
For those of us who do not text messege What does this mean?( ROFLMBBO )
Thanks

[shellebelle]

I like BARE, LOL! Nothing like a nice moon!


Well, actually I made it up. I did not want to conform...
You were close Shellebelle...
hee hee
What I meant was ROLLING ON FLOOR LAUGHING MY BIG Butt... OFF! :bootysh:

[shellebelle]

LOL Willie - it can be very mutually beneficial. Friends with benefits, LOL


I agree I agree been there and done that. Notice I didn't say keep him just borrow, use or look. LOL

[Lorrie]

Do you have Anything in there that will 'work for me' ?
Ha ha!!!

LOL yes yes but there is always something under the hood worth looking at or using. :cartrouble: ROFLMAO

[shellebelle]

:hmmm: Hmmmmmm, lets see? It's pretty dark in here but ya know sometimes things are muuuuuch better that way!

We could always go man shopping, really a nice hobby. Cost less than the mall and comes with some extra benies. Never get the ones on clearance though, clearance is never a good thing in men. Slightly used and re-envisioned are good, returns should be thoroughly inspected before being considered :David: (TIC), antiques are good if solid and come with humor.

Thats (Tongue in Cheek)

:wink:


Do you have Anything in there that will 'work for me' ?
Ha ha!!!

[Lorrie]

Yes yes, you have a point. However when shopping you also must becareful of the return policy!!
Sometimes you can't take em back without a fight.
Course you are only talking about shopping not actually investing.
Only some come with benies.
I think I would like to test em first, just to see if they can take it.
As with anything there is always the possiblity of breakage.


:hmmm: Hmmmmmm, lets see? It's pretty dark in here but ya know sometimes things are muuuuuch better that way!

We could always go man shopping, really a nice hobby. Cost less than the mall and comes with some extra benies. Never get the ones on clearance though, clearance is never a good thing in men. Slightly used and re-envisioned are good, returns should be thoroughly inspected before being considered :David: (TIC), antiques are good if solid and come with humor.

Thats (Tongue in Cheek)

:wink:

[shellebelle]

True true and thats the key to shopping. I am a firm believer in nudist resorts, see the package up front and in person. Meet the mind later. (ROFLMAO) Ask about previous drivers and boy if they came with those car chex things wouldn't that be great! :wink:


Yes yes, you have a point. However when shopping you also must becareful of the return policy!!
Sometimes you can't take em back without a fight.
Course you are only talking about shopping not actually investing.
Only some come with benies.
I think I would like to test em first, just to see if they can take it.
As with anything there is always the possiblity of breakage.

[Willie Lumplump]

True true and thats the key to shopping. I am a firm believer in nudist resorts, see the package up front and in person. Meet the mind later. (ROFLMAO) Ask about previous drivers and boy if they came with those car chex things wouldn't that be great! :wink:
You two are dragging down the whole moral tone of wacco with your scandalous conversation. I will not sit silently while you two make me into a sex object. I will lie down.

[shellebelle]

And stand straight darn it! :attention:

ROFLMAO!!


You two are dragging down the whole moral tone of wacco with your scandalous conversation. I will not sit silently while you two make me into a sex object. I will lie down.

[Lorrie]

See?! Why does it always go back to you?!!! MEN!

:idea: So you wanna be a sex object, huh "WILLIE"?:grandpa: :eek:

Just kidding


You two are dragging down the whole moral tone of wacco with your scandalous conversation. I will not sit silently while you two make me into a sex object. I will lie down.

[Willie Lumplump]

And stand straight darn it! :attention:ROFLMAO!!
I might, depending on what assistance you're prepared to render.

[shellebelle]

:rofl2: Oh this is too fun!!! Too cute! Shall we bring tongue depressers and tape - stick it up like a broken finger????


I might, depending on what assistance you're prepared to render.

[Lorrie]

:jawdrop: Tounge deppressers? Common, I am sure there are still some firewood out there and Duct Tape.... Give the guy some credit!!



Oh I am bad!!! Never mind "WILLIE" :Dominatrix:





:rofl2: Oh this is too fun!!! Too cute! Shall we bring tongue depressers and tape - stick it up like a broken finger????

[shellebelle]

Have we appreciated the name irony yet - Willie Willie Willie! Oh my I am laughing too hard can barely breathe!!! :checkup:



:jawdrop: Tounge deppressers? Common, I am sure there are still some firewood out there and Duct Tape.... Give the guy some credit!!



Oh I am bad!!! Never mind "WILLIE" :Dominatrix:

[Willie Lumplump]

:rofl2: Oh this is too fun!!! Too cute! Shall we bring tongue depressers and tape - stick it up like a broken finger????
That will not be necessary. It looks like we're close to a deal. The blue team goes at 8PM, the red at 9. No quitters, no sore losers, and emergency medical facilities must be available at all times.

[shellebelle]

Need an hour recovery for a 30 second procedure - I see!!!! ROFLMAO - OMG!!! Too funny!!


That will not be necessary. It looks like we're close to a deal. The blue team goes at 8PM, the red at 9. No quitters, no sore losers, and emergency medical facilities must be available at all times.

[Willie Lumplump]

Need an hour recovery for a 30 second procedure - I see!!!! ROFLMAO - OMG!!! Too funny!!
There are more procedures in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

[mykil]

I wasn’t going to butt in cause Conley sayz only for the girlz but; I don't mind you girlz passing me around as long as no one gets hurt. I am about as fun as you can get without having an actual boyfriend live-in romantic partner. AS for putting me away when you are done you all know where I belong, so just take turns and no one will get hurt!!!! If you haven’t tried me yet, just send me an email and get on, my waiting list it is a tad bit long, but definitely worth the wait!!! Peace love and F---in me on the side!!!!<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
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[shellebelle]

So true so true but we were talking one philosophy here. LOL

But it is true - there is more to everyone than what meets the eye. I personally find a spiritual connection a very necessary as well as mental to any relationship.


There are more procedures in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

[shellebelle]

Like a good loaf of bread. Take a piece spread some butter and pass it along! Hehehehe :wink:


I wasn’t going to butt in cause Conley sayz only for the girlz but; I don't mind you girlz passing me around as long as no one gets hurt. I am about as fun as you can get without having an actual boyfriend live-in romantic partner. AS for putting me away when you are done you all know where I belong, so just take turns and no one will get hurt!!!! If you haven’t tried me yet, just send me an email and get on, my waiting list it is a tad bit long, but definitely worth the wait!!! Peace love and F---in me on the side!!!!<o:p></o:p>
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[Willie Lumplump]

I personally find a spiritual connection a very necessary as well as mental to any relationship.
Alright. That settles it. Christine can preside. No jokers, no wild cards.

[shellebelle]

Huh?:hmmm:


Alright. That settles it. Christine can preside. No jokers, no wild cards.

[shellebelle]

Thank you all for an entertaining day!

Enjoy your evening and I hope that everyone enjoyed the laughter and good hearted jest of this conversation.

Good Evening!

[Willie Lumplump]

:jawdrop: Tounge deppressers? Common, I am sure there are still some firewood out there and Duct Tape.... Give the guy some credit!!

Like I said before, it's nice to know who your friends are.

[Willie Lumplump]

Huh?:hmmm:
Shellebelle needs a "spiritual connection."
Christine, a participating wacco member, is a spiritualist.
Christine specializes in tarot reading.
Tarot is read with cards.
Jokers and "wild cards" are cards.
Do I have to explain EVERYTHING to you? If so, the deal is off.

[Willie Lumplump]

Enjoy your evening and I hope that everyone enjoyed the laughter and good hearted jest of this conversation.
We were jesting?

[shellebelle]

Well I get it now but was confused since I haven't met Christine until this moment! :wink:


Shellebelle needs a "spiritual connection."
Christine, a participating wacco member, is a spiritualist.
Christine specializes in tarot reading.
Tarot is read with cards.
Jokers and "wild cards" are cards.
Do I have to explain EVERYTHING to you? If so, the deal is off.

[shellebelle]

Well I was! Can't take ourselves too seriously! :wink:


We were jesting?

[MsTerry]

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Well, of course you realize that my comment is self-parody.
Willie Lumplump, 2007
I dunno 'bout that. There are times when a woman should just run away. What should tip a woman off that a man isn't who she's looking for? I can give a man's-eye view:

1. If a man is overly possessive, drop him. This isn't an isolated character flaw amenable to change; it's part of a whole syndrome. It means that he thinks you're his Mama.

2. If a man displays too many signs of narcissism, drop him. Women need to learn the signs of narcissism.

3. If a man has touble with dialog, that is, if he has trouble with the basic process of holding a conversation--talking, then keeping quiet and listening, and then responding to you--that's a bad sign. If a man keeps quiet and appears to listen but then, rather than responding, just continues on with the monolog he was delivering before he was interrupted, that's a bad sign. It means he was only pretending to listen or that he listened but didn't care what you said.

4. If a man shows anger when you contradict him, drop him. It could be that he's becoming angry because your contradictions are beginning to penetrate the facade that he presents to the world as his true self.

5. If a man is evasive about his personal information, where he lives, what his telephone number is, what his living arrangements are, drop him.

6. If a man has trouble maintaining eye contact, drop him. It may mean that he isn't seeing you. However, be aware of a difference: Women tend to maintain eye contact while they are talking and then look away often while they are listening, whereas men tend to look away more while they are talking and maintain eye contact while they are listening.

7. Anger is perfectly OK, but it should be proportional to the situation, and if a man not only gets angry but gets in your face, drop him.

[Willie Lumplump]

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This is excellent. They begin by drawing simple pictures, and later they learn how to speak.

[MsTerry]

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This is excellent. They begin by drawing simple pictures, and later they learn how to speak.

[MsTerry]

does this mean that Willie is now officially a lady?


At this point a bunch of chatter broke out. I got at least one good laugh out of it! In any case it has been moved to a thread in the Censored and Uncensored category called Boys and their toys (https://www.waccobb.net/forums/showthread.php?t=28607).

Can we now resume with our regularly scheduled programming:

I, for one, am very interested to hear what the ladies have to say!
Guys may comment and ask questions, but lets try to keep this thread on track. :tiphat:

Ladies...?

[Willie Lumplump]

does this mean that Willie is now officially a lady?
See, what did I tell you? First they draw simple pictures, and before you know it they're beginning to speak. A whole sentence at a time, and there's even a semblance of wit. Or at least half a semblance of wit. Or maybe a semblance of a half-wit.

[Lorrie]

Well now, I want to know why you have named it "Boys and their toys" when it was two women talking about men being the toy? I think you should call it "Girls and their thrills"!!!

At this point a bunch of chatter broke out. I got at least one good laugh out of it! In any case it has been moved to a thread in the Censored and Uncensored category called Boys and their toys (https://www.waccobb.net/forums/showthread.php?t=28607).

Can we now resume with our regularly scheduled programming:

I, for one, am very interested to hear what the ladies have to say!
Guys may comment and ask questions, but lets try to keep this thread on track. :tiphat:

Ladies...?

[MsTerry]

Willie, are your "they" the same as Clancy's "we"?



See, what did I tell you? First they draw simple pictures, and before you know it they're beginning to speak. A whole sentence at a time, and there's even a semblance of wit. Or at least half a semblance of wit. Or maybe a semblance of a half-wit.

[Barry]

Well now, I want to know why you have named it "Boys and their toys" when it was two women talking about men being the toy? I think you should call it "Girls and their thrills"!!!Done!