Barry
03-28-2007, 09:27 PM
Cute!
https://www.msu.edu/user/avniassa/passover/whowhowho.html
https://www.msu.edu/user/avniassa/passover/whowhowho.html
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Barry
03-29-2007, 09:46 AM
Cute!
https://www.msu.edu/user/avniassa/passover/whowhowho.htmlAnd here's a Rap take on Passover:
https://www.jibjab.com/jokebox/jokebox/jibjab/id/42832/jokeid/30977
Chag Same'ach!
https://www.msu.edu/user/avniassa/passover/whowhowho.htmlAnd here's a Rap take on Passover:
https://www.jibjab.com/jokebox/jokebox/jibjab/id/42832/jokeid/30977
Chag Same'ach!
liberty
03-30-2007, 08:01 AM
And here's a Rap take on Passover:
https://www.jibjab.com/jokebox/jokebox/jibjab/id/42832/jokeid/30977
Chag Same'ach!
Barry, thankyou for these, they sure put a smile on my face and a giggle in my morning. What a great way to start my day!! liberty
https://www.jibjab.com/jokebox/jokebox/jibjab/id/42832/jokeid/30977
Chag Same'ach!
Barry, thankyou for these, they sure put a smile on my face and a giggle in my morning. What a great way to start my day!! liberty
conscious consignment
03-31-2007, 07:30 AM
<CENTER>Happy Passover</CENTER><CENTER> </CENTER><CENTER>Here's a </CENTER><CENTER>The Two-Minute Haggadah
A Passover service for the impatient.
Opening prayers:
Thanks, God, for creating wine. (Drink wine.)
Thanks for creating produce. (Eat parsley.)
Overview: Once we were slaves in Egypt . Now we're free. That's why we're doing this.
Four questions:
1. What's up with the matzoh?
2. What's the deal with horseradish?
3. What's with the dipping of the herbs?
4. What's this whole slouching at the table business?
Answers:
1. When we left Egypt , we were in a hurry. There was no time for making decent bread.
2. Life was bitter, like horseradish.
3. It's called symbolism.
4. Free people get to slouch.
A funny story: Once, these five rabbis talked all night, then it was morning. (Heat soup now.)
The four kinds of children and how to deal with them:
Wise child—explain Passover.
Simple child—explain Passover slowly.
Silent child—explain Passover loudly.
Wicked child—browbeat in front of the relatives.
Speaking of children: We hid some matzoh. Whoever finds it gets five bucks.
The story of Passover: It's a long time ago. We're slaves in Egypt . Pharaoh is a nightmare. We cry out for help. God brings plagues upon the Egyptians. We escape, bake some matzoh. God parts the Red Sea . We make it through; the Egyptians aren't so lucky. We wander 40 years in the desert, eat manna, get the Torah, wind up in Israel , get a new temple, enjoy several years without being persecuted again. (Let brisket cool now.)
The 10 Plagues: Blood, Frogs, Lice—you name it.
The singing of "Dayenu":
If God had gotten us out of Egypt and not punished our enemies, it would've been enough. If he'd punished our enemies and not parted the Red Sea , if would've been enough.
If he'd parted the Red Sea —(Remove gefilte fish from refrigerator now.)
Eat matzoh. Drink more wine. Slouch.
Thanks again, God, for everything.
SERVE MEAL.
:Jewish:
</CENTER>
A Passover service for the impatient.
Opening prayers:
Thanks, God, for creating wine. (Drink wine.)
Thanks for creating produce. (Eat parsley.)
Overview: Once we were slaves in Egypt . Now we're free. That's why we're doing this.
Four questions:
1. What's up with the matzoh?
2. What's the deal with horseradish?
3. What's with the dipping of the herbs?
4. What's this whole slouching at the table business?
Answers:
1. When we left Egypt , we were in a hurry. There was no time for making decent bread.
2. Life was bitter, like horseradish.
3. It's called symbolism.
4. Free people get to slouch.
A funny story: Once, these five rabbis talked all night, then it was morning. (Heat soup now.)
The four kinds of children and how to deal with them:
Wise child—explain Passover.
Simple child—explain Passover slowly.
Silent child—explain Passover loudly.
Wicked child—browbeat in front of the relatives.
Speaking of children: We hid some matzoh. Whoever finds it gets five bucks.
The story of Passover: It's a long time ago. We're slaves in Egypt . Pharaoh is a nightmare. We cry out for help. God brings plagues upon the Egyptians. We escape, bake some matzoh. God parts the Red Sea . We make it through; the Egyptians aren't so lucky. We wander 40 years in the desert, eat manna, get the Torah, wind up in Israel , get a new temple, enjoy several years without being persecuted again. (Let brisket cool now.)
The 10 Plagues: Blood, Frogs, Lice—you name it.
The singing of "Dayenu":
If God had gotten us out of Egypt and not punished our enemies, it would've been enough. If he'd punished our enemies and not parted the Red Sea , if would've been enough.
If he'd parted the Red Sea —(Remove gefilte fish from refrigerator now.)
Eat matzoh. Drink more wine. Slouch.
Thanks again, God, for everything.
SERVE MEAL.
:Jewish:
</CENTER>
Barry
04-02-2007, 10:24 PM
<center>Happy Passover</center><center> </center><center>Here's a </center><center>The Two-Minute Haggadah
A Passover service for the impatient.
...
:Jewish:
</center>Thanks for this! We used it tonight! (but don't tell anybody! :wink: )
A Passover service for the impatient.
...
:Jewish:
</center>Thanks for this! We used it tonight! (but don't tell anybody! :wink: )
conscious consignment
04-07-2007, 10:59 AM
NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE FOR THE CURSING IN THIS VIDEO...
https://www.shabot6000.com/sedaclub/
HOPE YOU ARE ENJOYING YOUR MATZAH, SHALOM
https://www.shabot6000.com/sedaclub/
HOPE YOU ARE ENJOYING YOUR MATZAH, SHALOM
"Mad" Miles
04-07-2007, 01:59 PM
Ach du Yahweh! Oi Vey!!
Very amusing animations.
And I'm as goyishim as they come.
But back in my High School day, while a Monster Jesus Freak, I did learn the Sh'ma. And after reading "Jews, God and History", along with Leon Uris's works, "Mila 18", "Exodus" and I forget what all, I was briefly a chauvanistic Zionist.
As time moved on, I've tried to develop and take a more balanced view.
But, every culture is cool.
Happy get out of slavery and free party y'all!!!
Miles
Begat by Clarence, begat by Clarence, begat by Clarence, begat by John, begat by .... (Gotta check that family Bible)
Or is it begot?
:Jewish:
Very amusing animations.
And I'm as goyishim as they come.
But back in my High School day, while a Monster Jesus Freak, I did learn the Sh'ma. And after reading "Jews, God and History", along with Leon Uris's works, "Mila 18", "Exodus" and I forget what all, I was briefly a chauvanistic Zionist.
As time moved on, I've tried to develop and take a more balanced view.
But, every culture is cool.
Happy get out of slavery and free party y'all!!!
Miles
Begat by Clarence, begat by Clarence, begat by Clarence, begat by John, begat by .... (Gotta check that family Bible)
Or is it begot?
:Jewish:
conscious consignment
04-07-2007, 06:45 PM
Dear MadMiles - This ones for you, Happy Easter!