Allen
12-07-2006, 09:21 AM
THE LEWINSKY AND KACZYNSKI LIMERICK
The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style<o:p></o:p>
section called the "Style Invitational." The requirements<o:p></o:p>
this week were to use the two words, Lewinsky (The Intern)<o:p></o:p>
and Kaczynski (the Unabomber) in the same limerick.
Remember, the following winning entries were printed in the newspaper:
Third place:
There once was a gal named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.
Second place:
Said <st1:city><st1:place>Clinton</st1:place></st1:city> to young Ms. Lewinsky,
"We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
Since you made such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress
And please wipe that stuff off your chinsky."
And the winning entry:
Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter
When deciding how best to be blown
The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style<o:p></o:p>
section called the "Style Invitational." The requirements<o:p></o:p>
this week were to use the two words, Lewinsky (The Intern)<o:p></o:p>
and Kaczynski (the Unabomber) in the same limerick.
Remember, the following winning entries were printed in the newspaper:
Third place:
There once was a gal named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.
Second place:
Said <st1:city><st1:place>Clinton</st1:place></st1:city> to young Ms. Lewinsky,
"We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
Since you made such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress
And please wipe that stuff off your chinsky."
And the winning entry:
Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter
When deciding how best to be blown