wbreitman
04-25-2015, 04:07 PM
God visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking, drinking and sex if she wants to get into heaven.The woman said she would try her best.
Not bad" said the woman, "I've given up smoking and drinking but then I bent over to get some stuff out of the freezer and my boyfriend caught sight of my long slender legs,he pulled up my skirt,pulled down his knickers and made love to me right then and there.”
"They don't like that in heaven", said God.
The woman replied:"They're not too happy about it in Costco either!"
Not bad" said the woman, "I've given up smoking and drinking but then I bent over to get some stuff out of the freezer and my boyfriend caught sight of my long slender legs,he pulled up my skirt,pulled down his knickers and made love to me right then and there.”
"They don't like that in heaven", said God.
The woman replied:"They're not too happy about it in Costco either!"