Sara S
12-29-2014, 07:00 PM
Boarding planes in Israel.............
TEL AVIV, Israel - The Israelis are developing an airport security device
that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners.
It's an armoured booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will
detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.
Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap
about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and
expensive trials.
You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly
thereafter, an announcement:
"Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is pleased to announce a seat
available on flight 670 to London . Shalom!"
BRILLIANT
TEL AVIV, Israel - The Israelis are developing an airport security device
that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners.
It's an armoured booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will
detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.
Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap
about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and
expensive trials.
You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly
thereafter, an announcement:
"Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is pleased to announce a seat
available on flight 670 to London . Shalom!"
BRILLIANT