Humor Us

[wbreitman]

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<tt style="font-family: 'Courier New'; ">A little humor for T</tt><tt style="font-family: 'Courier New'; ">oday</tt><tt style="font-family: 'Courier New'; "> </tt><o:p></o:p></pre>
<tt style="font-family: 'Courier New'; ">During her physical examination,<o:p></o:p></tt></pre>
<tt style="font-family: 'Courier New'; ">a doctor asked a retired woman about her physical activity<o:p></o:p></tt></pre>
<tt style="font-family: 'Courier New'; ">level. The woman said she spent three days a<o:p></o:p></tt></pre>
"Well, yesterday afternoon</pre>
<tt style="font-family: 'Courier New'; ">was typical; I took a five hour walk about seven miles<o:p></o:p></tt></pre>
<tt style="font-family: 'Courier New'; ">through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along<o:p></o:p></tt></pre>
<tt style="font-family: 'Courier New'; ">the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through two<o:p></o:p></tt></pre>
<tt style="font-family: 'Courier New'; ">miles of brambles. I got sand in my shoes and my<o:p></o:p></tt></pre>
<tt style="font-family: 'Courier New'; ">eyes. I barely avoided stepping on a<o:p></o:p></tt></pre>
<tt style="font-family: 'Courier New'; ">snake. I climbed several rocky<o:p></o:p></tt></pre>
<tt style="font-family: 'Courier New'; ">hills. I went to the bathroom behind some big<o:p></o:p></tt></pre>
<tt style="font-family: 'Courier New'; ">trees.<o:p></o:p></tt></pre>
<tt style="font-family: 'Courier New'; ">Ran away from an irate mother<o:p></o:p></tt></pre>
<tt style="font-family: 'Courier New'; ">bear and then ran away from one angry bull<o:p></o:p></tt></pre>
<tt style="font-family: 'Courier New'; ">elk. The mental stress of it all left me<o:p></o:p></tt></pre>
<tt style="font-family: 'Courier New'; ">shattered.<o:p></o:p></tt></pre>
<tt style="font-family: 'Courier New'; ">At the end of it all, I drank a<o:p></o:p></tt></pre>
<tt style="font-family: 'Courier New'; "> scotch and three glasses of wine.<o:p></o:p></tt></pre>
<tt style="font-family: 'Courier New'; ">Amazed by the story, the doctor<o:p></o:p></tt></pre>
<tt style="font-family: 'Courier New'; ">said, "You must be one hell of an outdoor<o:p></o:p></tt></pre>
<tt style="font-family: 'Courier New'; "> woman!"<o:p></o:p></tt></pre>
<tt style="font-family: 'Courier New'; ">”No," the woman replied,<o:p></o:p></tt></pre>
<tt style="font-family: 'Courier New'; ">"I'm just a really, really bad<o:p></o:p></tt></pre>
<tt style="font-family: 'Courier New'; ">golfer.” <o:p></o:p></tt></pre>






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