theindependenteye
06-30-2014, 06:58 PM
From our DamnedFool.com blog—
— From the Fool —
I wrote an email to the President. He needs to pass a law. Everybody has to wear a red rubber nose.
Not in their free time. And not if they’re digging ditches or hammering nails or plowing fields — stuff that makes you sweat. Then you get a free pass. Soldiers don’t have to since it’d be a target, but generals do.
It’s only if you sit behind a desk and do big business and tell people what to do, then you get the nose.
It’d give people a way to look at you. Then they see you’re a clown, so if you do something funny, they laugh. Otherwise, if you just sit there in your necktie and your shoeshine, they take you seriously — they don’t get the joke. With a big red nose, bankers and bosses and politicians would at least get a lot more laughs.
- channeled thru Bishop & Fuller
— From the Fool —
I wrote an email to the President. He needs to pass a law. Everybody has to wear a red rubber nose.
Not in their free time. And not if they’re digging ditches or hammering nails or plowing fields — stuff that makes you sweat. Then you get a free pass. Soldiers don’t have to since it’d be a target, but generals do.
It’s only if you sit behind a desk and do big business and tell people what to do, then you get the nose.
It’d give people a way to look at you. Then they see you’re a clown, so if you do something funny, they laugh. Otherwise, if you just sit there in your necktie and your shoeshine, they take you seriously — they don’t get the joke. With a big red nose, bankers and bosses and politicians would at least get a lot more laughs.
- channeled thru Bishop & Fuller