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Barry
07-19-2006, 11:20 AM
For all you lexiconistic music lovers.....

ALLREGRETTO

When you're 16 measures into the piece and realize you took too fast a tempo



ANGUS DEI

To play with a divinely beefy tone

(actually, this translates to "Holy Cow!")



A PATELLA

Accompanied by knee-slapping



APPOLOGGIATURA

A composition that you regret playing



APPROXIMATURA

A series of notes not intended by the composer, yet played with an "I meant to do that" attitude



APPROXIMENTO

A musical entrance that is somewhere in the vicinity of the correct pitch



CACOPHANY [aka CACOUGHONY -psl]

A composition incorporating many people with chest colds



CORAL SYMPHONY

A large, multi-movement work from Beethoven's Caribbean Period



DILL PICCOLINI

An exceedingly small wind instrument that plays only sour notes



FERMANTRA

A note held over and over and over and over and . . .



FERMOOTA

A note of dubious value held for indefinite length



FIDDLER CRABS

Grumpy string players



FLUTE FLIES

Those tiny mosquitos that bother musicians on outdoor gigs



FRUGALHORN

A sensible and inexpensive brass instrument



GAUL BLATTER

A French horn player



GREGORIAN CHAMP

The title bestowed upon the monk who can hold a note the longest



GROUND HOG

Someone who takes control of the repeated bass line and won't let anyone

else play it



PLACEBO DOMINGO

A faux tenor



SCHMALZANDO

A sudden burst of music from the Guy Lombardo band



THE RIGHT OF STRINGS

Manifesto of the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Violists



SPRITZICATO

An indication to string instruments to produce a bright and bubbly sound



TEMPO TANTRUM

What an elementary school orchestra is having when it's not following the

conductor



TROUBLE CLEF

Any clef one can't read: e.g., alto clef for pianists



VESUVIOSO

An indication to build up to a fiery conclusion



VIBRATTO

Child prodigy son of the concertmaster